Super Bowl halftime show.

[Sources]

Guys we don’t matter. Trust me, teens loved it. Eyewitness.

Teens weren't alive when any of those guys were in their prime.

Music hasn't meaningfully progressed in 20 years, perhaps outside of EDM.

 

[Pitchfork51]

I should've gone to my friends super bowl party lol. She had a hot 25 year old chick lined up for me.

But in 2022 you can't be the runny nose coughing guy

 

[Swaye]

I should've gone to my friends super bowl party lol. She had a hot 25 year old chick lined up for me.

But in 2022 you can't be the runny nose coughing guy

Yeah you would have been the Plague Guy, which never sells well.

 

[Pitchfork51]

I should've gone to my friends super bowl party lol. She had a hot 25 year old chick lined up for me.

But in 2022 you can't be the runny nose coughing guy

Yeah you would have been the Plague Guy, which never sells well.

I took a sick day today but ended up working.

I told my CEO bro this doesn't count as a PTO day.

He's like oh....are you not here?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Found @oregonblitzkrieghttps://twitter.com/TiSteveg/status/1493311488022376448

 

[LebamDawg]

halftime shows suck. that is all.

always have

 

[LebamDawg]

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1493251153651539968

 

[MikeDamone]

halftime shows suck. that is all.

always have

What about Up With People? That’s what I thought.

 

[Sledog]