Stump Van Nostrom, 2018 LG, Ferndale (Ferndale), WA

[Dennis_DeYoung2017]

This kid is 5'5" and 330... He's black and can hit like a truck and most importantly his GPA is 2.3 so he can't get into Stanford.

C'MON PETE GO GET THIS KID. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE THE STATE YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT!!!

 

[Dennis_DeYoung2017]

I WANT TO DIE

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Can he play defensive end?

 

[RaceBannon]

Stump commented on his trip report that he was not only impressed with the Green Sustainability awards UW has, he also loved the ADA compliance on campus for midgets

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

And from Ferndale, he's one of @Swaye's people, not black.

 

[HUSKYFANATIC]

Fuck I could use Stump down here in Vegas as some protection for my ho's and blow!!!

 

[picalogestabo]

I'm hearing when he was in the 7th grade he wrote a letter to Lockner's mom that said Standford was his favorite school. Don't twist.

 

[animate]

Where's the hudl you worthless Greg Biggins wannabees ...

 

[bananasnblondes]

I hump/pump/take a dump for Stump!

 

[Gladstone]

a black dude named stump van nostrom lol

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

It's raining and I'm on oxys. FUCK.

 

[dnc]

5'5" and 330? We're recruiting HH poasters now??

 

[TTJ]

LOL @ BMI 54.9

 

[AEB]

LOL @ BMI 54.9

99.998 percentile

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

LOL @ BMI 54.9

You can't teach BMI like that.

 

[Edwin_Bambino]

Heard he might not have US citizenship and USC is sniffing around.

Again just what I'm hearing don't twist.

 

[dnc]

Fun fact, if you Google "Stump Van Nostrom" this thread is the top hit!

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

With that size, I like him as a DL. He'd be a real fire plug in the run game.

 

[Passion]

Gary Coleman on roids?

 

[FremontTroll]

LOL @ BMI 54.9

Just imagine the hips...