Stuff more masculine than starting a tailgate thread
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I don't hate this gif, but what's not masculine about shoving large amounts of food into your mouth? Seems pretty manly to me.
I haven’t said anything yet and I appreciate you speaking up on this. It takes a REAL man to accomplish this kind of masculine activity, not a skinny jeans wearing 275 pound weakling!
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
Hardcore Husky needs more frank, helpful conversations like this one
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
Are you making a conscious attempt to win the inaugural Puppy Memorial Post of the year Award?
dnc
New Fish
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?
You learn something new everyday. Never would have guessed.
dnc
New Fish
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
The real news here is that hairy ass Dick Simmons had a waxed richard
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?
You learn something new everyday. Never would have guessed.
Only at HH can you get from Damone’s 81st tailgate post to Richard Simmons being hung like a Mayo jar.
dnc
New Fish
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?
You learn something new everyday. Never would have guessed.
Only at HH can you get from Damone’s 81st tailgate post to Richard Simmons being hung like a Mayo jar.
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I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
Are you making a conscious attempt to win the inaugural Puppy Memorial Post of the year Award?
To be mentioned in such rarefied air…I am unworthy.
But to complete the story, Mr. Simmons seems to also enjoy fluffy and copiously delivered man batter. Like a dog and a puddle of bacon grease apparently.