Stranger Things - Netflix

Stranger Things is some damn good TV.

Every character is lovable. No matter how old I get, I love watching a gang of kids ride their bikes around, cuss, get in trouble, solve mysteries, make new friends, and kick some ass. But they aren't the only protagonists. There's teenagers working together, and adults and cops doing their own investigative shit too.

It's basically every genre mixed into one show. At one point I'll be all like "oh fuck!" because there's some seriously scary demon shit going on. Then I'm like "oh fuck YEAH!" because one of the kids or teenagers did something badass. Then the next scene will be emotional and make me feel sad. But just before I get too sad it switches to a scene where the fat kid starts cussing, so I start laughing and feel better. Then bam! More scary scenes. And not just cheap jump scares, either....scary environments, suspense, build-up, and chase scenes.

The pacing, directorial work, music, and acting are all top notch. Except for the guy who plays Steve. But his shitty acting is tolerable, and I sometimes wonder if it is intentionally bad because he plays the cliché cool guy in school. I actually like Steve, though. He's fearless and good-hearted, just hangs out with the wrong crowd.

But before I get too gay with my thoughts on Steve, let me end my review there and recommend that everyone go and watch it if you haven't seen it yet. It's like one big, long, epic 1980s movie, and it's in glorious 4k resolution. Season 2 starts Oct 27.
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This show is basically The Goonies with adults and alternate worlds where man eating monsters live. Totally bad ass.
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For anyone who doesn't want to read my 5 paragraph review, this pretty much sums it up.
 
You guys are gay.

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Okay. This Winona works ... well.

Still, Michelle sported the natural naturally quite nicely.

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This doesnt really have anything to do with the discussion but I heard the song hips dont lie on the radio and it made me think of what a piece of ass shakira is.

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Season 4 is pretty solid.

Also this is in the Blue Oyster? I guess it is relatively gay, but not record shop level gay.
 
Season 4 is pretty solid.

Also this is in the Blue Oyster? I guess it is relatively gay, but not record shop level gay.
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Why is this here? I was stoned a lot in 2017.
 
Season 4 and I still love this show. It's 4 Seasons of the Goonies up against man eating monsters from an alternate universe. Love it.
 
I’ve been told I need to watch Stranger Things, by my teen daughter.
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It appears she is smarter than you so you should probably listen.
 
Seemed too kid geared to my GF and I. Maybe I should give it a try.

Winona was one of the hottest Hollywood babies of my lifetime you bunch of Peter puffers. Swaye proved it.

I read bits of an interview from one of her former dudes. I think it was a guy from the band Bush. He said she loved to play hide the sausage to the point that it was a problem.
 
Seemed too kid geared to my GF and I. Maybe I should give it a try.

Winona was one of the hottest Hollywood babies of my lifetime you bunch of Peter puffers. Swaye proved it.

I read bits of an interview from one of her former dudes. I think it was a guy from the band Bush. He said she loved to play hide the sausage to the point that it was a problem.
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Yep her nymphomania and kleptomania are both legend. Crazy, hot and weird really do it for me. She probably cuts too.

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Seemed too kid geared to my GF and I. Maybe I should give it a try.

Winona was one of the hottest Hollywood babies of my lifetime you bunch of Peter puffers. Swaye proved it.

I read bits of an interview from one of her former dudes. I think it was a guy from the band Bush. He said she loved to play hide the sausage to the point that it was a problem.
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Yep her nymphomania and kleptomania are both legend. Crazy, hot and weird really do it for me. She probably cuts too.

iu
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I remember those beauties all wet in her black dress shower scene in Heathers.

Very nice. Very, very nice.
 
Seemed too kid geared to my GF and I. Maybe I should give it a try.

Winona was one of the hottest Hollywood babies of my lifetime you bunch of Peter puffers. Swaye proved it.

I read bits of an interview from one of her former dudes. I think it was a guy from the band Bush. He said she loved to play hide the sausage to the point that it was a problem.
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Yep her nymphomania and kleptomania are both legend. Crazy, hot and weird really do it for me. She probably cuts too.

iu
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Seemed too kid geared to my GF and I. Maybe I should give it a try.

Winona was one of the hottest Hollywood babies of my lifetime you bunch of Peter puffers. Swaye proved it.

I read bits of an interview from one of her former dudes. I think it was a guy from the band Bush. He said she loved to play hide the sausage to the point that it was a problem.
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Yep her nymphomania and kleptomania are both legend. Crazy, hot and weird really do it for me. She probably cuts too.

iu
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One of my ex-GFs looked a lot like Winona. But her tits were too small, so that was it.
 
They could have ended it at season 3.

This season is okay. More content is fine. Some of the characters are annoying as fuck. The new Hell whatever leader is interesting.

The 80's theme keeps it going not their fucktarded upside down lore.

Hopefully Universal Studio replaces their fucking Harry Potter rides with stranger things rides by the time I go back there. That's a better format for this IP. Along with video games.
 
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Stranger things season one was great. Season two I remember the dude working out while smoking and doing his hair. Fucking hilarious. Don't remember season three
 
It's boring.

Expanding the lore and locations because they're out of ideas, introducing a bunch of new shitty characters besides Eddie, and it's way too into itself and dramatic.
 
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