Story Time Two with Uncle Race

[RaceBannon]

It was the year 2000 and the Washington Huskies were set to play at Old Autzen Arena in a big early season game. This was the old band box with the toothless meth heads that could still afford tickets. UO had just wiped out UCLA in a game where the noise truly was a factor, unlike now.

I went to a pre game tailgate sponsored by eDuck and met Mad4, Crawly, Steve, and the gang. DuxFan, gbob, and a bunch more. Early days of the internets before hate took over.

I had an extra ticket and was supposed to meet a young AZDuck to go into the game with the extra ticket. And who knows after the game!!!!1111!!!

Anyway I never found him and controversy erupted because AZ thought I set him up and ditched him. He hates me to this day.

 

[AZDuck]

This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters

 

[H_D]

This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters

How big are the seats in Autzen?

 

[AZDuck]

They're benches. I have sharp elbows

 

[H_D]

They're benches. I have sharp elbows

Well at least you were pretty warm I imagine.

Tell us...how many plates of Nachos did he eat?

 

[Tequilla]

This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters

So you are saying that you got to watch the game with a giant pillow to lean on? Abundance.

 

[AZDuck]

I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

 

[RaceBannon]

I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out

 

[AZDuck]

I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out

This is also true

And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt

 

[RaceBannon]

I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out

This is also true

And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt

And I will always wonder what could have been......

 

[mobey]

I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out

This is also true

And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt

How could you not be trying to prop up a 500 lb pile of shit the entire game.

Surprised you're not in a wheel chair directed only by short breaths into a straw.

 

[dnc]

I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out

Until receiving lana esirpus from the Right Stoops in the title game.

 

[creepycoug]

I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

you don't say?

 

[UWerentThereMan]

This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters

How big are the seats in Autzen?

Fetters was only 4 courecs back them though.

I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out

This is also true

And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt

And I will always wonder what could have been......

Husky half brains with Race and iDuck?