Story Time AKA Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

I am a person living near a large state university in the Midwest, and I never thought this would happen to me.

But recently I was informed that my next assignment will be at Fort Lewis, WA.

What neighborhoods in the South Sound area should I consider? I would like to keep my commute time low, but if possible it would be neat to live in a neighborhood with some character. Does anyone on the bored have any knowledge about cool places to live in the South Sound?

As contrived as this may sound, this is actually true.

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Dear Diary,

I am a person living near a large state university in the Midwest, and I never thought this would happen to me.

But recently I was informed that my next assignment will be at Fort Lewis, WA.

What neighborhoods in the South Sound area should I consider? I would like to keep my commute time low, but if possible it would be neat to live in a neighborhood with some character. Does anyone on the bored have any knowledge about cool places to live in the South Sound?

As contrived as this may sound, this is actually true.

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Are you sure it wasn't from all the butt-sex?
 
I'm hearing McNeil Island isn't half bad...start your morning with a short ferry ride to Steilacoom and a reasonable commute over to JBLM
 
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Oh, and Mike, I'm a bit disappointed that you're not more neighborly. I like to buy the fancy Japanese wash-your-ass toilets whenever I move to a new home. If you get commissions, your brusqueness just cost you a pretty big one.

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I have a basement apartment in Seattle available. Private entrance and bathroom. Furnished. Laundry. Free 50GB wi-fi. 2 miles from Huskieie Stadium.

Your cost: $100/month + weekly foot massages. Other personal services are negotiable for lower monthly rate.
 
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