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It wasn’t that long ago that a little diploma mill outside Coburg was looking for a new head coach for the footballs.

Down Fresno way, there was this Dutch guy. They called him Tim of the Ruyter. He did good things in the WAC. He was friends with Jeff Tedford!

I thought we should hire him.

We hired the gusano instead.

So… funny thing.

He kinda sucked at the head coach thing after his first year or so. Damn good DC tho.

Fin
 
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It wasn’t that long ago that a little diploma mill outside Coburg was looking for a new head coach for the footballs.

Down Fresno way, there was this Dutch guy. They called him Tim of the Ruyter. He did good things in the WAC. He was friends with Jeff Tedford!

I thought we should hire him.

We hired the gusano instead.

So… funny thing.

He kinda sucked at the head coach thing after his first year or so. Damn good DC tho.

Fin

@FireCohen you were campaigning to have _this_ back?
 
It wasn’t that long ago that a little diploma mill outside Coburg was looking for a new head coach for the footballs.

Down Fresno way, there was this Dutch guy. They called him Tim of the Ruyter. He did good things in the WAC. He was friends with Jeff Tedford!

I thought we should hire him.

We hired the gusano instead.

So… funny thing.

He kinda sucked at the head coach thing after his first year or so. Damn good DC tho.

Fin

@FireCohen you were campaigning to have _this_ back?

He likes money. Don’t be such a prude
 
It wasn’t that long ago that a little diploma mill outside Coburg was looking for a new head coach for the footballs.

Down Fresno way, there was this Dutch guy. They called him Tim of the Ruyter. He did good things in the WAC. He was friends with Jeff Tedford!

I thought we should hire him.

We hired the gusano instead.

So… funny thing.

He kinda sucked at the head coach thing after his first year or so. Damn good DC tho.

Fin

@FireCohen you were campaigning to have _this_ back?

you have no idea the damage the gulag did to his duck psyche
 
Let’s pitch some quarters against the wall. Mine lands in the spot where AZDuck is banned before December 7th.

Which would be fitting in multiple ways.
 
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