Story tim with Swaye....

[Pitchfork51]

I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.

Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.

If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?

There are so many shitty universities out there, there is really no reason even for reject children to attend WSU or UO.

The cuog chicks are hotter and down af you virgin

 

[Mad_Son]

I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.

Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.

If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?

There are so many shitty universities out there, there is really no reason even for reject children to attend WSU or UO.

The cuog chicks are hotter and down af you virgin

ASU was actually one of the places that came to my mind when I was thinking of alternate shit schools.

 

[ThomasFremont]

I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.

Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.

If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?

There are so many shitty universities out there, there is really no reason even for reject children to attend WSU or UO.

The cuog chicks are hotter and down af you virgin

ASU was actually one of the places that came to my mind when I was thinking of alternate shit schools.

Seriously. Laurie Laughlin paid $500k and went to jail just to keep her daughter out of that shit hole.

 

[RaceBannon]

I grew up on racist, sexist, homophobic, jingoistic Warner Brothers cartoons packed with gratuitous violence

Combat, Rat Patrol and other violent WW2 sagas

Watched America burn on the nightly news through the 60's and watched our boys being carried out of the jungle with Walter Cronkite

And look at me

 

[YellowSnow]

I grew up on racist, sexist, homophobic, jingoistic Warner Brothers cartoons packed with gratuitous violence

Combat, Rat Patrol and other violent WW2 sagas

Watched America burn on the nightly news through the 60's and watched our boys being carried out of the jungle with Walter Cronkite

And look at me

 

[whlinder]

Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.

Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.

Dudes. @GrundleStiltzkin is gonna go full LMC is unless you quit bashing LAX.

Grundle’s disdain for LAX haters is a surprising revelation of this thread

 

[MikeDamone]

Any parent that has a screen time prohibition is FS. We'd be divorced already if it wasn't for the miracle of TV babysitter.

Screen time even my wife the pro uses. We try to keep it limited but it makes it that much more effective when she does get it.

I have three. The one who just got accepted into a PhD program for maff watched Teletubbies and loved it. Teletubbies. If you ever watched 2 minutes of that shit you'd know what I mean. Spooky weird. This one:

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She managed to survive.

Creepy Tim advice for the day: don't try too hard with your kids. It won't really make that much of a difference either way. They are resilient af and will survive and thrive despite your worst parental mistakes; and they're not going to MIT or playing for the DAWGS! if their DNA coding doesn't say so. Life's beautiful and life's a bitch. Boffe.

I still have nightmares about those creepy fucks. My daughters played that show on loop. And my oldest is graduating this spring with a double major in physics and environmental science. Creep's right, it really doesn't matter all that much.

My kid - the one who liked this show - graduated last spring with a double major in physics and astro.

Maybe the teletubbies thing was good somehow? Who knew?

I just hope @creepycoug you aren't the kind of man who includes a letter with the Feliz Navidad card bragging about the kids. The non-aggression pact of 2017 might become null and void.

We actually didn't send out cards this year, and when we do, no letter.

The whole enterprise has become quite stupid. I don't have a social media presence of any kind either. I'm old school. You either know me or you don't.

I’m thankful I never had a Christmas letter phase. God I hate those. I see less of them now because people can brag on social media everyday of the year.

 

[dannarc]

After reading some of this, it's safe to say, I will never have kids....Life is so simple in the basement

 

[BayDawg]

Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.

Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.

Dudes. @GrundleStiltzkin is gonna go full LMC is unless you quit bashing LAX.

I thought you were row boat guy?

And dont go full retard, never go full retard.gif

 

[RoadDawg55]

Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.

Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.

This was very true in Washington. Nobody that was any good at another sport played lacrosse.

 

[YellowSnow]

Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.

Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.

Dudes. @GrundleStiltzkin is gonna go full LMC is unless you quit bashing LAX.

I thought you were row boat guy?

And dont go full retard, never go full retard.gif

I am. Just pointing out that Grumble is #1 youth LAX guy of the bored.

 

[whlinder]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

 

[Mad_Son]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

I finally figured out that in the context of this thread that LAX is lacrosse and not an airport in Los Angeles.

Which makes me worry about the number of lacrosse insiders we have here.

 

[YellowSnow]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

I finally figured out that in the context of this thread that LAX is lacrosse and not an airport in Los Angeles.

Which makes me worry about the number of lacrosse insiders we have here.

Stick to chess @Mad_Son

 

[YellowSnow]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

Row boat is the best HS sport of all time. I wish I did it. 5 or 6 races in spring. A few in the fall. That’s it. No recruiting videos. Put a good 2 k score on record and call it good. Physics is physics.

 

[FireCohen]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

Row boat is the best HS sport of all time. I wish I did it. 5 or 6 races in spring. A few in the fall. That’s it. No recruiting videos. Put a good 2 k score on record and call it good. Physics is physics.

Genetics is genetics, either have it or not

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

We haven't done select ball for years, for the reasons above. And lacrosse recruiting is way grosser than football. Quite easily.

 

[YellowSnow]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

Row boat is the best HS sport of all time. I wish I did it. 5 or 6 races in spring. A few in the fall. That’s it. No recruiting videos. Put a good 2 k score on record and call it good. Physics is physics.

Genetics is genetics, either have it or not

That’s what I said. Molecules are laws of physics.

 

[whlinder]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

Row boat is the best HS sport of all time. I wish I did it. 5 or 6 races in spring. A few in the fall. That’s it. No recruiting videos. Put a good 2 k score on record and call it good. Physics is physics.

I also really like that you don't have to start at age 3 to be good. You can pick it up in HS or college and be good because physics is physics.

The one problem with row boat is the amount of infrastructure and support required for it.

 

[YellowSnow]

So for Grumble, 100% true story from a NYE party last night. Ran in to a couple we used to be close friends with but have rarely seen in the past ~3 years. Their daughter and our daughter also used to be close friends but drifted apart. They are still in the same grade at the same school, HS freshmen this year. No hard feelings, just kids being kids. Their kid went with lacrosse as her sport. We've heard she's pretty good, and her older sister and cousins also played it.

Asking the dad how much he golfs, cause we used to golf together, he says he hasn't played golf in 3 years. Always something with LAX on the weekend. Complaining about tournaments in the Carolinas and other places. Said he just booked $1500 in hotel rooms for 3 big tournaments in the summer[/i] and had to do that now because the costs are even worse closer to it.
I'm just like, oh man, that stinks, we only had 2 of those for tennis this past year.

Then he proceeds to show me a recruiting video made for the girl which is on YouTube. Showing highlights of her in tournaments. The girl just turned 15 years old and has not played a single minute of high school varsity LAX since it is a spring sport.

If that is the girl's passion and she loves it, ok, cool, that's really awesome she found it and has the talent and her family has the means to support it. A recruiting video prior to your freshman season??? Come the fuck on, that's all on the parents.

Row boat is the best HS sport of all time. I wish I did it. 5 or 6 races in spring. A few in the fall. That’s it. No recruiting videos. Put a good 2 k score on record and call it good. Physics is physics.

I also really like that you don't have to start at age 3 to be good. You can pick it up in HS or college and be good because physics is physics.

The one problem with row boat is the amount of infrastructure and support required for it.

It also discriminated against kids like me that went to HS in arid regions.