Story tim with Swaye....

get the kid OUT of your bed ASAP. This is a bit more personal preference and I’ve gotten in trouble for criticizing this, but I have friends that still co-sleep with their 2-3 year old children[/b]. AKA, no nights of sleep alone in your bed without getting constantly kicked and elbowed and worrying you’ll roll over and crush the little fucker.
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I have a friend who have a near-nine and six year old sleeping with them. What. The. Fuck. My kids have spent a combined zero nights in my bed and are still pussyass Momma's boy/girls, so why lose the sleep?
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Your friends are fucked-in-the-head Hippies. Get better friends.
 
This thread went from being a classic to shit in a hurry
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If you were under the impression that a bunch of people who would post dozens of times per day to "Hardcore Husky" all lead exciting and fulfilling lives, sorry your dreams were crushed.
 
I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??

@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul
 
I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??

@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul
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Way to completely miss the point you knucklehead. HS and middle school sports for kids are great. Obsessed parents traveling to club soccer tournaments all year long for kids that will never play at the next level seems like a pain in the butt. Did you not read anything @creepycoug said?
 
I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??

@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul
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English in the forum please.

Also, you're being retarded. That's not what Yella wrote. At all. Actually, if anyone wrote anything like that characterization, it was me when I said don't try too hard with your kids. And I stand by that. That was the point of the quiet ballerina story at story tim. I sure as hell didn't get license from Mrs. Creep to raise a frothy-mouthed bully on the field of play, which is what you need to be to be a female D-1 recruit. And yet, that's what happened despite her Mother's intentions to the contrary. Just developed that way without spending hours in the backyard berating her to work on her first touch. I was just happy she stopped dancing.

Don't be Sledog. Don't be DJ. Be better.
 
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I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??

@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul
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Way to completely miss the point you knucklehead. HS and middle school sports for kids are great. Obsessed parents traveling to club soccer tournaments all year long for kids that will never play at the next level seems like a pain in the butt. Did you not read anything @creepycoug said?
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And you clearly don’t understand swaye. He obsesses over fucking UW football. If he loves his daughter.....I am fucking certain if he is half as passionate about his daughter as UW football he is going to end up as one of those deranged lunatic as those parents you warn him about it.
 
I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??

@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul
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Way to completely miss the point you knucklehead. HS and middle school sports for kids are great. Obsessed parents traveling to club soccer tournaments all year long for kids that will never play at the next level seems like a pain in the butt. Did you not read anything @creepycoug said?
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And you clearly don’t understand swaye. He obsesses over fucking UW football. If he loves his daughter.....I am fucking certain if he is half as passionate about his daughter as UW football he is going to end up as one of those deranged lunatic as those parents you warn him about it.
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Yes, you got this place dialed in @FirePete . Clearly, I understand Swaye the least of any man here.
 
I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??

@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul
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English in the forum please.

Also, you're being retarded. That's not what Yella wrote. At all. Actually, if anyone wrote anything like that characterization, it was me when I said don't try too hard with your kids. And I stand by that. That was the point of the quiet ballerina story at story tim. I sure as hell didn't get license from Mrs. Creep to raise a frothy-mouthed bully on the field of play, which is what you need to be to be a female D-1 recruit. And yet, that's what happened despite her Mother's intentions to the contrary. Just developed that way without spending hours in the backyard berating her to work on her first touch. I was just happy she stopped dancing.

Don't be Sledog. Don't be DJ. Be better.
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I don’t want to be better
 
I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??

@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul
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Way to completely miss the point you knucklehead. HS and middle school sports for kids are great. Obsessed parents traveling to club soccer tournaments all year long for kids that will never play at the next level seems like a pain in the butt. Did you not read anything @creepycoug said?
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Another great aspect of sports, however, is the true diversity the kids will discover as they unify and pull together toward a common goal, instead of being told who the good guys and bad guys are in the school classroom, supposedly in pursuit of "diversity." One is brainwashing bullshit, and the other is more like the real world, where common interests and desires pull people together, not guilt.
 
This I know already: Swaye's beautiful daughter's face will be his favorite sight to behold after a rough night in the drunk tank, whereas Mom's face will be filled with rage during the car ride home as she bites her tongue to not upset the little one.

Play the Kid card all you want, Injun. Mom will. Bank it.
 
Sleep training short cut (serious):

-sound machine...minimizes other noises from waking baby up and lulls them to sleep with a plethora of nature sounds. We prefer rain.

-sleep sack...these come in a variety of shapes and sizes, but anything that’s an all in one (fuck swaddling blankets) that wraps them up and keeps them warm and secure works. Once they get strong enough to roll around they make some that look like one of the base jumper flying squirrel suits. Works great.

-get the kid OUT of your bed ASAP. This is a bit more personal preference and I’ve gotten in trouble for criticizing this, but I have friends that still co-sleep with their 2-3 year old children. AKA, no nights of sleep alone in your bed without getting constantly kicked and elbowed and worrying you’ll roll over and crush the little fucker.
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@Swaye you know that fucking papoose I sent you? THIS IS WHAT IT'S FOR. USE IT.
 
I am praying for death.
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The struggle has only begun.

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