Stop the Mora clamoring

I can't decide how I feel about this.
I thought PC going to the Seahawks to get away from USC mess would have been a disaster, which it was not.
By the same token, I thought he'd do better at the Raiders, especially with Geno there, and it looks like he'll be one and done and father time finally caught up.
My "re-tread evaluator" is not very good.
 
Hiring Mora is like marrying the girl next door who also said you were the best guy but who would never date you growing up, but now that she's past her prime, divorced, and has kids with some other guy, she's interested.
He supposedly bled and shat purple and gold but then used us to get two raises at a conference rival.
Beady-eyed no-playing knothead.
 
Hiring Mora is like marrying the girl next door who also said you were the best guy but who would never date you growing up, but now that she's past her prime, divorced, and has kids with some other guy, she's interested.
He supposedly bled and shat purple and gold but then used us to get two raises at a conference rival.
Beady-eyed no-playing knothead.
Good call-out. He is beady-eyed. Looks like momma Mora hit the delivery man because he does not look like he's related at all to his old man.
To my fellow Black-Hills League poster on here who fratted with and knows Mora, calm down and don't text me. He is beady-eyed. That's all I'm saying.
 
Beady-eyed no-playing knothead.
In fairness, this would describe approximately 81% of D1 football coaches.
 
Hiring Mora is like marrying the girl next door who also said you were the best guy but who would never date you growing up, but now that she's past her prime, divorced, and has kids with some other guy, she's interested.
He supposedly bled and shat purple and gold but then used us to get two raises at a conference rival.
Beady-eyed no-playing knothead.
Yep. Could’ve fucked her in her prime but we fucked up and now she’s a nicotine-stained Candy Crush addict with banana tits.
 
Hiring Mora is like marrying the girl next door who also said you were the best guy but who would never date you growing up, but now that she's past her prime, divorced, and has kids with some other guy, she's interested.
He supposedly bled and shat purple and gold but then used us to get two raises at a conference rival.
Beady-eyed no-playing knothead.
Yep. Could’ve fucked her in her prime but we fucked up and now she’s a nicotine-stained Candy Crush addict with banana tits.

Yes, we have Britney Spears in 2002 vs 2025 here basically.
 
Hiring Mora is like marrying the girl next door who also said you were the best guy but who would never date you growing up, but now that she's past her prime, divorced, and has kids with some other guy, she's interested.
He supposedly bled and shat purple and gold but then used us to get two raises at a conference rival.
Beady-eyed no-playing knothead.
Yep. Could’ve fucked her in her prime but we fucked up and now she’s a nicotine-stained Candy Crush addict with banana tits.
That colorful description hints at personal experience.
I'm not judging. Technically gifted writing otherwise.
 
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If we hire Mora, can Hugh agree to come back to a re-jiggered Honks?
I stopped listening as I find the current trio to be awful.
 
Mora is also weird and squirrelly as fuck and never seems to be comfortable wherever he is. He had an NFL head coaching gig with a playoff team and said weird shit about wanting the UW job that kind of sabotaged his gig, then didn't take it when offered, twice. Got himself run out at Seahawks to pave the way for their greatest run. Then twice sat out of football for years.
Pass
 
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Mora is also 64 and I'd really like the next coach of UW to last longer than CP (6 seasons).
 
His age is not ideal but he is winning at one of the absolute worst programs in America. No donor money, no TV money, no conference and yet he lines up against 3-4 ACC teams every year and gives them hell and gets that train wreck to bowl games. I’m not saying I want him at UW but whatever happened on his last sabbatical away from football he’s figured something out. UConn plays with feces in their throat.
 
His age is not ideal but he is winning at one of the absolute worst programs in America. No donor money, no TV money, no conference and yet he lines up against 3-4 ACC teams every year and gives them hell and gets that train wreck to bowl games. I’m not saying I want him at UW but whatever happened on his last sabbatical away from football he’s figured something out. UConn plays with feces in their throat.

I think his off season health/hiking routines in Sun Valley with Pattison have worked wonders.
 
hire-the-alumni trick rarely works. It's just a feel-good hire that never pans out at 90% of the time. Frost/Nebraska Neu/UCLA etc etc
 
hire-the-alumni trick rarely works. It's just a feel-good hire that never pans out at 90% of the time. Frost/Nebraska Neu/UCLA etc etc
This is a good point. @creepycoug would argue that the Crisco experiment at Miami is also ultimately flailing.
 
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