Stoops

[HairyBallsDawg]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

 

[backthepack]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

If Petersen hated Seattle he still wouldn’t be living here hth

 

[kanehall]

He’s my first choice. Seems like Pete wood have to convince him tho

From what I have been told it's more about if we are willing to meet his price tag. He's on bored if so.

LIPO

Considering we are paying two guys $5 million+ a year to not coach. I’m gonna guess no

Lake and who?

Isn’t CP still on payroll? I would imagine he’s not cheap

Pete is making like $150k for his advisory role

And herein lies the biggest #1 problem at UW. Pete is in an advisory position because Jen Cohen is ineffective at her job.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

Lot of stupid in this post

- Bob was recently an XFL coach. He still has the itch.
- He works at Fox with Petersen. Petersen is telling him that UW is a place he can recruit well, win big, but with less media BS than a USC or Texas. They are friends, and Pete would be his ally in the AD.
- USC is a dumpster fire both as an athletic department and institution, currently
- Petersen hates Seattle so much that he still lives here and still works for UW.

Other poonts:

- Stoops was dressed in all purple yesterday
- backthepack grew up in Kirkland and his friend's dad donated $500 to the AD

 

[Purple_Pills]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

Bob’s wife, Carol, is thinking she will make a killing selling Mary Kay products to their Mercer Island neighbors.

 

[pawz]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

Lot of stupid in this post

- Bob was recently an XFL coach. He still has the itch.
- He works at Fox with Petersen. Petersen is telling him that UW is a place he can recruit well, win big, but with less media BS than a USC or Texas. They are friends, and Pete would be his ally in the AD.
- USC is a dumpster fire both as an athletic department and institution, currently
- Petersen hates Seattle so much that he still lives here and still works for UW.

Other poonts:

- Stoops was dressed in all purple yesterday
- backthepack grew up in Kirkland and his friend's dad donated $500 to the AD

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Clinches it !!!1!

Stoops to UW, cook it!

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

The idea that Seattle is a shithole coaches wouldn't want to live in but LA isn't is laughable.

 

[FireCohen]

He’s my first choice. Seems like Pete wood have to convince him tho

From what I have been told it's more about if we are willing to meet his price tag. He's on bored if so.

LIPO

Considering we are paying two guys $5 million+ a year to not coach. I’m gonna guess no

Lake and who?

Isn’t CP still on payroll? I would imagine he’s not cheap

Pete is making like $150k for his advisory role

Interesting

Just always figured way higher than that

I actually think that is too much, he actually has not done shit and getting paid for it

 

[LongDukDong]

Robert would run wild on the pac and have a clear path to the playoffs each year. He knows this and wants another natty on his resume. The old ball coach wants back in. Peterman will convince him

Yes I’m dooging but I think it will happen

 

[DerekJohnson]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

If Petersen hated Seattle he still wouldn’t be living here hth

Maybe Pete hates Seattle less than he hates every other place

 

[TXDawg]

The idea that Seattle is a shithole coaches wouldn't want to live in but LA isn't is laughable.

But there's more talent in LA. Better recruits in the area too.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

The idea that Seattle is a shithole coaches wouldn't want to live in but LA isn't is laughable.

But there's more talent in LA. Better recruits in the area too.

And they have no problem getting the fuck out of LA

 

[DerekJohnson]

He’s my first choice. Seems like Pete wood have to convince him tho

From what I have been told it's more about if we are willing to meet his price tag. He's on bored if so.

LIPO

Considering we are paying two guys $5 million+ a year to not coach. I’m gonna guess no

Lake and who?

Isn’t CP still on payroll? I would imagine he’s not cheap

Pete is making like $150k for his advisory role

And herein lies the biggest #1 problem at UW. Pete is in an advisory position because Jen Cohen is ineffective at her job.

I don't recall Mike Lude ever having an on-the-job mentor in the department

I don't recall Mike Lude ever using the word "holistic" in a sentence

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

The idea that Seattle is a shithole coaches wouldn't want to live in but LA isn't is laughable.

But there's more talent in LA. Better recruits in the area too.

There's also more competition, more scrutiny, and an AD currently in chaos.

USC has its issues. UW has its issues. The point is neither city [/b] itself is a differentiator from the other.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

There's a lot of sources out there hinting that Bob's wife loves the Seattle area, plus she has family up in the San Juans. As for other jobs not fitting the mold - Bob wants a program where he can craft it in his own vision without any interference from nosy boosters (so USC is out), and he has too much respect for OU to even think about coaching in the SEC/Big 12 footprint (that plus every other reason eliminates Texas).

So combine all of that with his lesser known love of crabbing (he's particularly fond of Dungeness), and word is that Bob is very much interested in coming here and laying down his roots, perhaps even finding his "forever home". Somewhere he can dock his boat the 'Sooner Schooner' would be a plus.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

There's a lot of sources out there hinting that Bob's wife loves the Seattle area, plus she has family up in the San Juans. As for other jobs not fitting the mold - Bob wants a program where he can craft it in his own vision without any interference from nosy boosters (so USC is out), and he has too much respect for OU to even think about coaching in the SEC/Big 12 footprint (that plus every other reason eliminates Texas).

So combine all of that with his lesser known love of crabbing (he's particularly fond of Dungeness), and word is that Bob is very much interested in coming here and laying down his roots, perhaps even finding his "forever home". Somewhere he can dock his boat the 'Sooner Schooner' would be a plus.

The Pac-12 is so weak and watered down, he could rule with an iron fist with 10-3 records.

 

[Kingdome_Urinals]

One thing UW has going for it, from the perspective of a semi-retired veteran coach type, is the lower expectations.

If he went to LSU, for instance, the pressure and recruiting shenanigans would be overwhelming.

At UW and the Pac 12, not so much. If he wins 10 games against a bunch of nobodies he will be a hero.

Not a bad way to make money.

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

Which fucking stoops are people talking about here? If it's Bob...

Why would Bob Stoops come to Washington? This seems like a huge woosh.

If he wanted to coach again he could go to a bigger name like USC or Texas or one of a half dozen openings that will be available this season.

He'd probably hate Seattle more than Petersen does.

If Petersen hated Seattle he still wouldn’t be living here hth

Sometimes people do something they hate for reasons that others aren't aware of.

He probably hates Seattle but likes riding to work on his boat.

 

[DoogmanRefund]

Is this directly a result of the bullshit on this site or is this even a remote possibility? I thought this was Steve Spurrier type inside joke. Part of me sort of hopes it is but no one on the Seattle Times editorial staff understands that.

 

[FireCohen]

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Is this directly a result of the bullshit on this site or is this even a remote possibility? I thought this was Steve Spurrier type inside joke. Part of me sort of hopes it is but no one on the Seattle Times editorial staff understands that.

HH lives rent free in Seattle media’s head