Still gay as fuck for Sark

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Will his raging boner ever stop for this guy?

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RaceBannon said:
Arch must really suck
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Sam Huard2.0 plus at best
This tells me Sark is open to bailing because he will hurt his own stock because he’s failing to coach up Manning and doesn’t want to be in a position to demote him next year. He also understands they aren’t a legitimate contender with Arch at the helm. He needs to reach into the portal and his ego is probably bruised since his star pupil is jag.

That and HC in college is probably maddening with the transfer portal and nil. Being in the NFL would be exponentially less of a headache and only football. Sark never struck me as a guy that was close to all in as a mentor like most coaches. He’s driven by his ego.
 
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I dealt with Sark a lot when he was at Texas. First thing to know is he is incredibly bright. He learned a lot at UT and fought some demons. He's a bright, articulate, charming, engaging guy who is also competitive as hell. He's appeared to put his demons behind him.

You're going to love Sark. It will be interesting to see who he fills his staff with. Knowing the competitive nature of Sark, I'm sure he negotiated a large assistant salary pool. If he gets Tosh Lupoi on staff, watch out. Tosh is one of the best recruiters I've ever dealt with. He's currently with Atlanta.

He's an outstanding recruiter and is phenomenal working with QB's. He trusts his guys and has an edge. Guys love playing for him.

The Dallas Cowboys didn't hit a home run with Sark. They hit a grand slam.
 
This is probably obvious, but I have to believe that Sark accidentally gave Kim more access than any other UW coach. Kim interpreted that to mean they were actually friends, or at least that he has some inside knowledge that makes him special. He gets to achieve 2 inches of thunder when he can go running to big boy media and tout his history as Sark whisperer.
 
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DoogmanRefund said:
This is probably obvious, but I have to believe that Sark accidentally gave Kim more access than any other UW coach. Kim interpreted that to mean they were actually friends, or at least that he has some inside knowledge that makes him special. He gets to achieve 2 inches of thunder when he can go running to big boy media and tout his history as Sark whisperer.
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He’s rubbed a few out remembering when he sat and peed in Sark’s personal bathroom in HS. In a pinch he reaches back to his visual library.
 
graveyardDEADdawg said:
RaceBannon said:
Arch must really suck
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Sam Huard2.0 plus at best
This tells me Sark is open to bailing because he will hurt his own stock because he’s failing to coach up Manning and doesn’t want to be in a position to demote him next year. He also understands they aren’t a legitimate contender with Arch at the helm. He needs to reach into the portal and his ego is probably bruised since his star pupil is jag.

That and HC in college is probably maddening with the transfer portal and nil. Being in the NFL would be exponentially less of a headache and only football. Sark never struck me as a guy that was close to all in as a mentor like most coaches. He’s driven by his ego.
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Except he currently coaches for the Yankees or the Dodgers with zero salary cap. What’s he gonna do when every team has the same payroll? If he can’t win at Texas he can’t win anywhere.
 
Did Kim purposely leave his tape recorder in the bathroom so he had a reason to call Sark and come back to get it?
 
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DoogmanRefund said:
This is probably obvious, but I have to believe that Sark accidentally gave Kim more access than any other UW coach. Kim interpreted that to mean they were actually friends, or at least that he has some inside knowledge that makes him special. He gets to achieve 2 inches of thunder when he can go running to big boy media and tout his history as Sark whisperer.
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*Chunder
 
theknowledge said:
graveyardDEADdawg said:
RaceBannon said:
Arch must really suck
Click to expand...
Sam Huard2.0 plus at best
This tells me Sark is open to bailing because he will hurt his own stock because he’s failing to coach up Manning and doesn’t want to be in a position to demote him next year. He also understands they aren’t a legitimate contender with Arch at the helm. He needs to reach into the portal and his ego is probably bruised since his star pupil is jag.

That and HC in college is probably maddening with the transfer portal and nil. Being in the NFL would be exponentially less of a headache and only football. Sark never struck me as a guy that was close to all in as a mentor like most coaches. He’s driven by his ego.
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Except he currently coaches for the Yankees or the Dodgers with zero salary cap. What’s he gonna do when every team has the same payroll? If he can’t win at Texas he can’t win anywhere.
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Texas isn’t all that great. A lot of money. They aren’t a huge power like Bama, Ohio State, Georgia, etc. Like it or not, Sark has performed better than their previous 3-4 coaches before him.
 
never met the guy and I have thought he’s a raging douche since forever, but with the way he falls up the only explanation is he’s extremely likeable in person. Guy has to be one of the most overrated coaches of the century, literally
 
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