Steve Sarkisian getting let go? His likely replacement will SHOCK you!

People say that Dan Quinn is a great coach. Hiring Sark, defending Sark, and then hiring Bevell are not the earmarks of a great coach.

I dont think Quinn is a very good coach but I do think Bevell is highly underrated. The SB play call was a thing of beauty[/b] awful awful awful[/s] but dude was a very good coordinator in general for the Hawks. Getting what he did out of that offense with Tom Cables offensive line was borderline miraculous. I think he’ll kill it with a real OL coach.

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This has become like Lemon Party to me. I can't even look directly at it.

Bad for your brand?
 
People say that Dan Quinn is a great coach. Hiring Sark, defending Sark, and then hiring Bevell are not the earmarks of a great coach.

I dont think Quinn is a very good coach but I do think Bevell is highly underrated. The SB play call was a thing of beauty[/b] awful awful awful[/s] but dude was a very good coordinator in general for the Hawks. Getting what he did out of that offense with Tom Cables offensive line was borderline miraculous. I think he’ll kill it with a real OL coach.

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This has become like Lemon Party to me. I can't even look directly at it.

Ruining Sven’s brand
 
People say that Dan Quinn is a great coach. Hiring Sark, defending Sark, and then hiring Bevell are not the earmarks of a great coach.

I dont think Quinn is a very good coach but I do think Bevell is highly underrated. The SB play call was awful awful awful but dude was a very good coordinator in general for the Hawks. Getting what he did out of that offense with Tom Cables offensive line was borderline miraculous. I think he’ll kill it with a real OL coach.

He was not good at all, the SB notwithstanding
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When I was 14 years old, I was having a conversation with my "spirited" mother. She was saying something and I decided to use a new phrase I had recently heard. I said, "Well mom, let's just agree to disagree." To which she screamed, "OH FUCK YOU!!!!!"

Sounds like we have the same mom!!!! Merry fucking Christmas!
 
Steve Sarkisian stepped up and took the Atlanta OC job when no one else would.

It’s amazing to see how humble he’s been throughout this entire thankless process.

Now that he’s quietly informed the Falcons of his desire to pursue Excellence in a different direction, he’s getting blamed for Franchise failure.

Let twittersphere explode with SarkSpec now. Sark to tOSU? Sark to Michigan? Florida State? Auburn?

Sark to Utah
 
Sark will be tanned, rested, and ready for Pullman after next season when Leach finally lands his ticket out of the Palouse.
 
Sark will be tanned, rested, and ready for Pullman after next season when Leach finally lands his ticket out of the Palouse.

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Bull Moose isn't the Cuog AD any more to make stupid ass buddy hires.

The new Chinese Cuog AD from tOSU will make the next stupid ass buddy hire there.

 
People say that Dan Quinn is a great coach. Hiring Sark, defending Sark, and then hiring Bevell are not the earmarks of a great coach.

I dont think Quinn is a very good coach but I do think Bevell is highly underrated. The SB play call was a thing of beauty[/b] awful awful awful[/s] but dude was a very good coordinator in general for the Hawks. Getting what he did out of that offense with Tom Cables offensive line was borderline miraculous. I think he’ll kill it with a real OL coach.

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This has become like Lemon Party to me. I can't even look directly at it.

I consider it more of a blue waffle, but yeah. I’m prone to overstatement. I’m one of those people who generally needs to take a step back and go for a long walk to get some perspective before making sweeping pronouncements. But having had several years to think about this, I can honestly say that it’s the single worst decision I’ve ever personally witnessed. Not just in sports, but ever. In life. Just inexplicable.

And it marked the beginning of the end of the Seahawks’ dominance, which was all too brief. This was the game that could’ve cemented this as one of the great 2-3 year runs in NFL history, and that play call just fucking botched it. You and I have talked before about single games changing the fate of a program/franchise. You’ll never see a better example.

TLDR: Fuck Bevell

 
People say that Dan Quinn is a great coach. Hiring Sark, defending Sark, and then hiring Bevell are not the earmarks of a great coach.

I dont think Quinn is a very good coach but I do think Bevell is highly underrated. The SB play call was a thing of beauty[/b] awful awful awful[/s] but dude was a very good coordinator in general for the Hawks. Getting what he did out of that offense with Tom Cables offensive line was borderline miraculous. I think he’ll kill it with a real OL coach.

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This has become like Lemon Party to me. I can't even look directly at it.

I consider it more of a blue waffle, but yeah. I’m prone to overstatement. I’m one of those people who generally needs to take a step back and go for a long walk to get some perspective before making sweeping pronouncements. But having had several years to think about this, I can honestly say that it’s the single worst decision I’ve ever personally witnessed. Not just in sports, but ever. In life. Just inexplicable.

And it marked the beginning of the end of the Seahawks’ dominance, which was all too brief. This was the game that could’ve cemented this as one of the great 2-3 year runs in NFL history, and that play call just fucking botched it. You and I have talked before about single games changing the fate of a program/franchise. You’ll never see a better example.

TLDR: Fuck Bevell

You call it the worst, I call it the best.
 
Any chances we get sark back?

I'd take him as a grad assistant [/s] wingman

A chubby alcoholic? Just call baze

I laffed.

I don't actually know anything about baze. I just find it funny that pumpy chose him randomly to be the poster boy for pussy millennial fags even though I'm pretty sure he's not a millennial.

For whatever reason it gives me a chuckle
 
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Any chances we get sark back?

I'd take him as a grad assistant [/s] wingman

A chubby alcoholic? Just call baze

I laffed.

I don't actually know anything about baze. I just find it funny that pumpy chose him randomly to be the poster boy for pussy millennial fags even though I'm pretty sure he's not a millennial.

For whatever reason it gives me a chuckle
Baze is indeed a fellow old fart.
 
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