Steve Sarkisian: A dim-witted coach living the life of Riley

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my gawd what a fool he is. even my dad, who is not a fire Sark guy at all, was disgusted late in the game by his stupid play calling that kept the Cougs in the game.

we are stuck with Boy Blunder for a long, long time. Apparently we're still paying off some Karmic debt from the early 90s.

 

Here's what I don't get. . .

How did we go from a program that used to think an 8 win season was a concern to a program
that thinks 8 wins is the height of excellence?

How did Husky fans become so complacent?

We are so far from being a nationally ranked, elite team it's disgusting.

Washington should be a perennial Top 20 team, a frequent Top 10 team, an occasional national
championship caliber team.

We should be in the same conversation with Ohio State, Alabama, Oregon, LSU, USC, etc.

I just don't get how our expectations and standards have sunk so low.

I just don't get it.

 
Here's what I don't get. . .

How did we go from a program that used to think an 8 win season was a concern to a program
that thinks 8 wins is the height of excellence?

How did Husky fans become so complacent?

We are so far from being a nationally ranked, elite team it's disgusting.

Washington should be a perennial Top 20 team, a frequent Top 10 team, an occasional national
championship caliber team.

We should be in the same conversation with Ohio State, Alabama, Oregon, LSU, USC, etc.

I just don't get how our expectations and standards have sunk so low.

I just don't get it.

It's a reflection of the ongoing pussification of Seattle and the state of Washington over the past 20 years.
 
It has more to do with taking selfies in a new stadium beating shitty teams and looking good day in purple
 
Here's what I don't get. . .

How did we go from a program that used to think an 8 win season was a concern to a program
that thinks 8 wins is the height of excellence?

How did Husky fans become so complacent?

We are so far from being a nationally ranked, elite team it's disgusting.

Washington should be a perennial Top 20 team, a frequent Top 10 team, an occasional national
championship caliber team.

We should be in the same conversation with Ohio State, Alabama, Oregon, LSU, USC, etc.

I just don't get how our expectations and standards have sunk so low.

I just don't get it.

It's a reflection of the ongoing pussification of Seattle and the state of Washington over the past 20 years.

Its a reflection of the fan base which altered its expectations after 2004-2008. Old fans with high expectations are thinning out and the new fans are people who are happy with 8 wins and bowl games.
 
Here's what I don't get. . .

How did we go from a program that used to think an 8 win season was a concern to a program
that thinks 8 wins is the height of excellence?

How did Husky fans become so complacent?

We are so far from being a nationally ranked, elite team it's disgusting.

Washington should be a perennial Top 20 team, a frequent Top 10 team, an occasional national
championship caliber team.

We should be in the same conversation with Ohio State, Alabama, Oregon, LSU, USC, etc.

I just don't get how our expectations and standards have sunk so low.

I just don't get it.

It's a reflection of the ongoing pussification of Seattle and the state of Washington over the past 20 years.

Its a reflection of the fan base which altered its expectations after 2004-2008 Mark Emmert's tenure at UW. Old fans with high expectations are thinning out and the new fans are people who are happy with 8 wins and bowl games.

fixed that for you.
 
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It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.
 
Yea I miss when the fan base wanted Lambo fucking fired for going 7-4 or 8-4. I miss when fans a year after a Rose Bowl win were going off on Rick after the Miami game when UW fell to 8-3.

I miss having fucking standards!

I thought I'd never see the day when a coach would get a Gatorade bath after winning his 8th game in a game that had no BCS implications. A game in which UW failed to even cover the spread.

I've said this before but I'll say it again. I MISS Washington damn it!
 
It's truly incredible how much national pub/respect Washington has received the last decade. Even Vegas and its pinpoint accuracy has overestimated our value time and time again.
Anyone betting against Washington the last ten years has sent their kids to college and put a ferrari in the garage.
 
It's truly incredible how much national pub/respect Washington has received the last decade. Even Vegas and its pinpoint accuracy has overestimated our value time and time again.
Anyone betting against Washington the last ten years has sent their kids to college and put a ferrari in the garage.

Vegas to be fair had the Huskies going 7-5. The only game they missed was the Oregon State game.
 
I miss having fucking standards!

Standards don't work in a society where every fat kid gets to "participate" and every retard gets a ribbon for finishing last.

Winning is mean and not fair to the poor loser. "It's not if you win but how your play the game blah blah and other faggoty bullshit". That's why Sark is a perfect fit for the current culture in the Seattle area.

 
Without researching a fucking thing, I imagine Washington against the spread the last 10 years is dreadful.

Say, 17-103
 
call him an average coach, by all means. dont call him dim-witted. the dude has made more money in his 39 years than anyone on this bored would make in 3 lifetimes.
 
call him an average coach, by all means. dont call him dim-witted. the dude has made more money in his 39 years than anyone on this bored would make in 3 lifetimes.

Hence the "Life of Riley" reference
 
I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.

 
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I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.
Fucking hipsters
 
I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.
Fucking hipsters

In my day we just called them faggots….
 
I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.
Fucking hipsters

In my day we just called them faggots….
REAL soccer fans riot and beat the shit out of opposing fans. And they have racist chants.
 
I cringe when I hear Sounders (or any idiot American soccer fans for that matter) chanting in a fucking BRITISH accent... what the fuck. That, I will never understand. Douchey doesn't really describe that.

It's too expensive to be a die hard fan of the Huskies AND the Sounders.
I mean, how cool is to walk around downtown clapping and screaming euro style chants in unison.

Throw in a butt plug and it's the ideal Seattle stroll.
Fucking hipsters

In my day we just called them faggots….
REAL soccer fans riot and beat the shit out of opposing fans. And they have racist chants.

There is an enormous difference between "soccer hooligans"... who are from Britain, usually drunk, generally cool....and American "soccer fags"...who need kicked in the fucking head from time to time to remind them that they're fags. HTH
 
Step one: Watch green street hooligans.

Step two: Buy sea foam colored scarf.

Step three: Beat off into said scarf.

Step four: Plaster scarf to face.

Step five: Head to coffee shop for pre-game biscotti.

Step six; Act British tuff on the hardcore streets of Seattle with fellow scarftards.
 
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