Star Wars - The Rise of Skywalker

Can someone tell me what part of the timeline this movie is now sitting in? Are we finally at the end of this story? How many more of these movies can Hollywood pump out? I saw the last two that were released (not the Han Solo one, which I didn't know even existed) and thought they were fine as just stand-alone movies. Only the Star Wars superiority guys give a shit about the originals and comparing those to the recent ones, etc.
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Hollywood will run Star Wars into the ground. Then, they will wait a bit, hire the newest hotshot young director and reboot it.
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The only Star Wars story I’d be interested in seeing at this point would be a Ewan McGregor Obi Wan movie...maybe showing the years between Episodes III and IV.

A reboot might be the only way to salvage the franchise. I’m thinking losing the whole kiddie-friendly angle and go something grittier...like what Frank Miller/Tim Burton did with Batman.
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ANAKIN

LET HER GO
 
Can someone tell me what part of the timeline this movie is now sitting in? Are we finally at the end of this story? How many more of these movies can Hollywood pump out? I saw the last two that were released (not the Han Solo one, which I didn't know even existed) and thought they were fine as just stand-alone movies. Only the Star Wars superiority guys give a shit about the originals and comparing those to the recent ones, etc.
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Hollywood will run Star Wars into the ground. Then, they will wait a bit, hire the newest hotshot young director and reboot it.
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The only Star Wars story I’d be interested in seeing at this point would be a Ewan McGregor Obi Wan movie...maybe showing the years between Episodes III and IV.

A reboot might be the only way to salvage the franchise. I’m thinking losing the whole kiddie-friendly angle and go something grittier...like what Frank Miller/Tim Burton did with Batman.
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Yes. Grittier is a good word for it. Why is Empire universally acclaimed as the best SW of all time and one of the greatest movies of all time? It was dark. It was foreboding. The good guys didn't win.

Rogue One was great because it felt alive, had the look and feel of the original 3, and because the good guys may have won but they all died to do it. [/i][/b]

This franchise needs a serious rethink. Darker. More unknown actors. New direction. It is flailing as of now.

I want to see a Boba Fett movie that is basically Dark Knight in space, and the morally ambivalent bounty hunter wins over the white hats. Because fuck white anyway.
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Thanks for the spoiler alert asshole.
 
Never mind that there isn't a single two hour long stretch of Firefly that any Star Wars movie can hold a candle to from an entertainment standpoint.

GOAT
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Never saw it before now. Just looked it up and I am not surprised it is good. Joss Whedon created and directed alot of great shows. @Swaye ...You want to tell me how this show ends as well?
 
Never mind that there isn't a single two hour long stretch of Firefly that any Star Wars movie can hold a candle to from an entertainment standpoint.

GOAT
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Never saw it before now. Just looked it up and I am not surprised it is good. Joss Whedon created and directed alot of great shows. @Swaye ...You want to tell me how this show ends as well?
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Some of the good guys die. The whore never fucks the Captain.
 
I thought the last movie was decent. Not a huge Star Wars buff though so that could play a part. I can see why people who are into the lore thought it would be shitty.
 
Speaking of Firefly and the whore....if you were a fan of Vanessa in Deadpool, and let's face it if you have a dick you were, then you will LOVE her in Firefly. As a whore. Morena Baccarin could beat me with a tire iron if I could see her naked first.

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Speaking of Firefly and the whore....if you were a fan of Vanessa in Deadpool, and let's face it if you have a dick you were, then you will LOVE her in Firefly. As a whore. Morena Baccarin could beat me with a tire iron if I could see her naked first.

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She had an underrated role in Homeland where she played the wife of Bobby Axelrod. And nudity
 
Speaking of Firefly and the whore....if you were a fan of Vanessa in Deadpool, and let's face it if you have a dick you were, then you will LOVE her in Firefly. As a whore. Morena Baccarin could beat me with a tire iron if I could see her naked first.

morena-baccarin-firefly-character-wallpaper-4.jpg
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She had an underrated role in Homeland where she played the wife of Bobby Axelrod. And nudity
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I love her.
 
Speaking of Firefly and the whore....if you were a fan of Vanessa in Deadpool, and let's face it if you have a dick you were, then you will LOVE her in Firefly. As a whore. Morena Baccarin could beat me with a tire iron if I could see her naked first.

morena-baccarin-firefly-character-wallpaper-4.jpg
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Morena Baccarin fucking Bobby Axelrod in Epsiode 1 of Homeland is top 10 material.

And fuck the YKW flags. The Throbber is in some shitty airport restaurant on his way back to non-civilization and the G&R Compound. Can only shit poast on my phone. Bing it yourself. Always Bing for nudity. Clearly Bill is a bigger perv than Sergei.
 
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