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Story time with Uncle Race

In 7th grade most of the guys turned out for football day 1. We were asked to line up where we wanted to play 81% lined up at running back. I lined up with the other 19% at fullback because I was slow but small.

Then the coaches say look fuckheads we can't have a team with all running backs. So guys started lining up along the line. No one picked center. Being semi smart I became CENTER. True story.

Started all three years at 120 pounds. Anyway at a practice in 9th grade the tuff liberal at noseguard smashed my head into the ground at the snap and I broke my nose and pretty sure got a concussion but no one cared back then.

I didn't miss a play of practice. We played football, not pussy I want to be a hero for quitting because my head hurts ball

So yeah, I am serious
 
Story time with Uncle Race

In 7th grade most of the guys turned out for football day 1. We were asked to line up where we wanted to play 81% lined up at running back. I lined up with the other 19% at fullback because I was slow but small.

Then the coaches say look fuckheads we can't have a team with all running backs. So guys started lining up along the line. No one picked center. Being semi smart I became CENTER. True story.

Started all three years at 120 pounds. Anyway at a practice in 9th grade the tuff liberal at noseguard smashed my head into the ground at the snap and I broke my nose and pretty sure got a concussion but no one cared back then.

I didn't miss a play of practice. We played football, not pussy I want to be a hero for quitting because my head hurts ball

So yeah, I am serious
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Sounds like your two dads raised you right
 
Story time with Uncle Race

In 7th grade most of the guys turned out for football day 1. We were asked to line up where we wanted to play 81% lined up at running back. I lined up with the other 19% at fullback because I was slow but small.

Then the coaches say look fuckheads we can't have a team with all running backs. So guys started lining up along the line. No one picked center. Being semi smart I became CENTER. True story.

Started all three years at 120 pounds. Anyway at a practice in 9th grade the tuff liberal at noseguard smashed my head into the ground at the snap and I broke my nose and pretty sure got a concussion but no one cared back then.

I didn't miss a play of practice. We played football, not pussy I want to be a hero for quitting because my head hurts ball

So yeah, I am serious
Click to expand...

Sounds like your two dads raised you right
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My brother and i got matching football uniforms with helmets when I was like 8. One of our dads took us to the school yard which was asphalt, and we went at it head to head
 
Story time with Uncle Race

In 7th grade most of the guys turned out for football day 1. We were asked to line up where we wanted to play 81% lined up at running back. I lined up with the other 19% at fullback because I was slow but small.

Then the coaches say look fuckheads we can't have a team with all running backs. So guys started lining up along the line. No one picked center. Being semi smart I became CENTER. True story.

Started all three years at 120 pounds. Anyway at a practice in 9th grade the tuff liberal at noseguard smashed my head into the ground at the snap and I broke my nose and pretty sure got a concussion but no one cared back then.

I didn't miss a play of practice. We played football, not pussy I want to be a hero for quitting because my head hurts ball

So yeah, I am serious
Click to expand...

Sounds like your two dads raised you right
Click to expand...

My brother and i got matching football uniforms with helmets when I was like 8. One of our dads took us to the school yard which was asphalt, and we went at it head to head
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On one one smear the queer eh
 
The only head trauma the Throbber will not tolerate is too much teeth and excessive jaw pressure.

 
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Story time with Uncle Race

In 7th grade most of the guys turned out for football day 1. We were asked to line up where we wanted to play 81% lined up at running back. I lined up with the other 19% at fullback because I was slow but small.

Then the coaches say look fuckheads we can't have a team with all running backs. So guys started lining up along the line. No one picked center. Being semi smart I became CENTER. True story.

Started all three years at 120 pounds. Anyway at a practice in 9th grade the tuff liberal at noseguard smashed my head into the ground at the snap and I broke my nose and pretty sure got a concussion but no one cared back then.

I didn't miss a play of practice. We played football, not pussy I want to be a hero for quitting because my head hurts ball

So yeah, I am serious
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Story time with Uncle Race

In 7th grade most of the guys turned out for football day 1. We were asked to line up where we wanted to play 81% lined up at running back. I lined up with the other 19% at fullback because I was slow but small.

Then the coaches say look fuckheads we can't have a team with all running backs. So guys started lining up along the line. No one picked center. Being semi smart I became CENTER. True story.

Started all three years at 120 pounds. Anyway at a practice in 9th grade the tuff liberal at noseguard smashed my head into the ground at the snap and I broke my nose and pretty sure got a concussion but no one cared back then.

I didn't miss a play of practice. We played football, not pussy I want to be a hero for quitting because my head hurts ball

So yeah, I am serious
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Lighten up Francis
 
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