Stalin is very pleased

[PurpleJ]

1. I’m not @coronabruin . I’m a CIA clone of the original J
2. What was USSR/Nazi Germany’s mascots? That was probably the root cause of the rape culture there.

But fuck they make great cars! I'm team Audi Douchebag now @PurpleJ .

Not a big fan. Not liking the direction bmw is going either (4000 lbs “sports cars” yeah fuckin right). I might need to sell a few organs and become a porsche guy.

 

[YellowSnow]

1. I’m not @coronabruin . I’m a CIA clone of the original J
2. What was USSR/Nazi Germany’s mascots? That was probably the root cause of the rape culture there.

But fuck they make great cars! I'm team Audi Douchebag now @PurpleJ .

Not a big fan. Not liking the direction bmw is going either (4000 lbs “sports cars” yeah fuckin right). I might need to sell a few organs and become a porsche guy.

Listen pal, our Audi mommy wagon is only 3791 pounds.

My whole life I’ve only ever had trucks or body on frame REAL SUVs. Let me enjoy having something that handles pretty good w/o you comparing it to a 911.

 

[FireCohen]

@PurpleJ is a legend in my eyes. Who else would tell a recruits dad that he will shove his dick down his throat in order to assert his dominance hahaha. good times

 

[PurpleJ]

1. I’m not @coronabruin . I’m a CIA clone of the original J
2. What was USSR/Nazi Germany’s mascots? That was probably the root cause of the rape culture there.

But fuck they make great cars! I'm team Audi Douchebag now @PurpleJ .

Not a big fan. Not liking the direction bmw is going either (4000 lbs “sports cars” yeah fuckin right). I might need to sell a few organs and become a porsche guy.

Listen pal, our Audi mommy wagon is only 3791 pounds.

My whole life I’ve only ever had trucks or body on frame REAL SUVs. Let me enjoy having something that handles pretty good w/o you comparing it to a 911.

2024 BMW M2: 3814 lbs - lightest M car they make I think

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

1. I’m not @coronabruin . I’m a CIA clone of the original J
2. What was USSR/Nazi Germany’s mascots? That was probably the root cause of the rape culture there.

But fuck they make great cars! I'm team Audi Douchebag now @PurpleJ .

Not a big fan. Not liking the direction bmw is going either (4000 lbs “sports cars” yeah fuckin right). I might need to sell a few organs and become a porsche guy.

Dibbs on a kidney!

 

[SECDAWG]

about the return of two posters in particular,

@Doog_de_Jour and @PurpleJ

Plus it seems we finally ran off @coronabruin. Addition by subtraction. That guy was weird.

That’s fine, not fine Stalin not “happy” @SECDAWG showed back up.

 

[pawz]

1. I’m not @coronabruin . I’m a CIA clone of the original J[/i][/b]
2. What was USSR/Nazi Germany’s mascots? That was probably the root cause of the rape culture there.

@NSA_Dawg True ?!

 

[DerekJohnson]

@PurpleJ is a legend in my eyes. Who else would tell a recruits dad that he will shove his dick down his throat in order to assert his dominance hahaha. good times

Not a proud moment for the site

 

[DerekJohnson]

about the return of two posters in particular,

@Doog_de_Jour and @PurpleJ

Plus it seems we finally ran off @coronabruin. Addition by subtraction. That guy was weird.

That’s fine, not fine Stalin not “happy” @SECDAWG showed back up.

when you came back I commented on it

 

[pawz]

@PurpleJ is a legend in my eyes. Who else would tell a recruits dad that he will shove his dick down his throat in order to assert his dominance hahaha. good times

Not a proud moment for the site

Are you sure?

 

[PurpleJ]

@PurpleJ is a legend in my eyes. Who else would tell a recruits dad that he will shove his dick down his throat in order to assert his dominance hahaha. good times

Not a proud moment for the site

Disagree. Pac-12 PROUD

 

[PurpleJ]

1. I’m not @coronabruin . I’m a CIA clone of the original J
2. What was USSR/Nazi Germany’s mascots? That was probably the root cause of the rape culture there.

But fuck they make great cars! I'm team Audi Douchebag now @PurpleJ .

Not a big fan. Not liking the direction bmw is going either (4000 lbs “sports cars” yeah fuckin right). I might need to sell a few organs and become a porsche guy.

Dibbs on a kidney!

My kidneys will go towards making the gay super soldiers of the future boss

 

[PurpleThrobber]

1. I’m not @coronabruin . I’m a CIA clone of the original J
2. What was USSR/Nazi Germany’s mascots? That was probably the root cause of the rape culture there.

@coronabruin was executed at Gitmo?

 

[HHusky]

I’m here under duress. Derek sent NKVD agents to my home and they said if I didn’t start shitpoasting right away they’d make my life “very unpleasant”.

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This comment probably belongs in @YellowSnow’s board for the historical commentary but the Soviet soldiers at the end of WWII were some serious raping & pillaging bastards.

The figure is like one million rapes.

"We have a two tier system of justice!"--Danny Masterson

 

[PurpleJ]

1. I’m not @coronabruin . I’m a CIA clone of the original J
2. What was USSR/Nazi Germany’s mascots? That was probably the root cause of the rape culture there.

@coronabruin was executed at Gitmo?

He’s probably in Cali stickin avocados up his butt right now idk

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

For those keeping score, here's the progression of this thread:

1) Warm welcome back from Derek to two posters
2) Rape
3) Calls for Russian genocide
4) German car hawt talk
5) @SECDAWG feeling sad
6) Musing about the possible death of @coronabruin
7) Avacados being stuck up butts

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy

 

[TheHB]

For those keeping score, here's the progression of this thread:

1) Warm welcome back from Derek to two posters
2) Rape
3) Calls for Russian genocide
4) German car hawt talk
5) @SECDAWG feeling sad
6) Musing about the possible death of @coronabruin
7) Avacados being stuck up butts

 

[FireCohen]

@PurpleJ is a legend in my eyes. Who else would tell a recruits dad that he will shove his dick down his throat in order to assert his dominance hahaha. good times

Not a proud moment for the site

that is why i stayed

 

[dtd]

about the return of two posters in particular,

@Doog_de_Jour and @PurpleJ

Plus it seems we finally ran off @coronabruin. Addition by subtraction. That guy was weird.

Such fag, Stalin.