Sports Illustrated Sells Couch

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Good. Cheered on cancelling sports during Covid. Cheered on fat chicks and dickless men in the swimsuit issue. Fuck SI.

What’s most shocking is they didn’t just put a dickless man in a bikini on the cover once, they did it twice. What kind of retards do that when their target audience is straight men? Good riddance

The same ones who turned espn, a channel watched mostly by middle aged white dudes, into a woke political channel on par with msnbc/cnn

Giving Jemelle Hill a daily program to grovel on about woke nonsense with zero actual insight to anything even remotely related to athletics was a decision that should he’s gotten people thrown out of windows at their corporate office. However, they’ve just gotten worse since.

I recently compared ESPN to WWE. It’s all click bait with people like Hill and others saying outrageous shit. They’re not rooted in substance.

 

[RTD]

Kathy Ireland, yes please.

Manu Manu the slender might have a thing or two to say about that.

 

[YellowSnow]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

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All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI may be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

 

[Pitchfork51]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

 

[YellowSnow]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

 

[pawz]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

 

[YellowSnow]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

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The free market disagrees.

Look up the stat lines of SI cover models.

 

[DerekJohnson]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

View attachment 63577

The free market disagrees.

Look up the stat lines of SI cover models.

As Gene Simmons says, it is often gay men who select the supermodels to market to the public. Their choices don't always mesh with what Joe Q Public finds desirable

 

[YellowSnow]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

View attachment 63577

The free market disagrees.

Look up the stat lines of SI cover models.

As Gene Simmons says, it is often gay men who select the supermodels to market to the public. Their choices don't always mesh with what Joe Q Public finds desirable

Christ.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

View attachment 63577

The free market disagrees.

Look up the stat lines of SI cover models.

As Gene Simmons says, it is often gay men who select the supermodels to market to the public. Their choices don't always mesh with what Joe Q Public finds desirable

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In defense of gay men and supermodels.

 

[DucksFC]

if we're bashing gay men and supermodels, I'm out!

 

[Pitchfork51]

When is this tranny fad gonna go away

 

[YellowSnow]

When is this tranny fad gonna go away

It’s already happening

 

[pawz]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

5'3"



5'8"



5'7"



5'7"



5'6"



5'6"

 

[bigcc]

When is this tranny fad gonna go away

It’s already happening

I am genuinely curious what makes you say that.

Because I've seen quite the opposite, good luck firing someone who smelled the sharks in the water who decided to transition

 

[YellowSnow]

When is this tranny fad gonna go away

It’s already happening

I am genuinely curious what makes you say that.

Because I've seen quite the opposite, good luck firing someone who smelled the sharks in the water who decided to transition

Bud Light. Sport Illustrated

 

[YellowSnow]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

5'3"

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5'8"

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5'7"

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5'7"

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5'6"

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5'6"

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So on is 5’3” and rest are 3 to 4 inches above average height.

 

[bigcc]

When is this tranny fad gonna go away

It’s already happening

I am genuinely curious what makes you say that.

Because I've seen quite the opposite, good luck firing someone who smelled the sharks in the water who decided to transition

Bud Light. Sport Illustrated

Bold of you to assume the people fired were the trans type weirdos and not otherwise

Easier to avoid hr if middle aged white dudes getting fired amidst a messaging rebranding opposed to the minorities who pushed it

They aren't fighting against esg/dei and you're a sucker if you think bud light is fighting back

 

[YellowSnow]

When is this tranny fad gonna go away

It’s already happening

I am genuinely curious what makes you say that.

Because I've seen quite the opposite, good luck firing someone who smelled the sharks in the water who decided to transition

Bud Light. Sport Illustrated

Bold of you to assume the people fired were the trans type weirdos and not otherwise

Easier to avoid hr if middle aged white dudes getting fired amidst a messaging rebranding opposed to the minorities who pushed it

They aren't fighting against esg/dei and you're a sucker if you think bud light is fighting back

I think there is a limit to how much the zeitgeist is willing to take. In the interest of separation of Football and Tug I’ll leave it at that.

 

[pawz]

This was the one that my dad told me was lost in the mail.

View attachment 63555

All other issues were delivered as expected.

Weird, I know.

Tyra. 5’10”. You can’t teach height.

SI make be woke enough to put some penis on the cover, but still 5’3” Emmanuelle Chriqui ain’t making the cut.

How dare you sir

Spinners can’t be super models, pal. Iron law.

5'3"

View attachment 63588

5'8"

View attachment 63589

5'7"

View attachment 63590

5'7"

View attachment 63591

5'6"

View attachment 63592

5'6"

View attachment 63593

So on is 5’3” and rest are 3 to 4 inches above average height.

Now we? talkin' 'bout average?

Average?