Sports celebrities you know

[RaceBannon]

I've met @BearsWiin

I worked on a movie with him once. Not as hot as he looks on screen. I was looking for more than a cum holder at the time though

 

[BearsWiin]

I've met @BearsWiin

I worked on a movie with him once. Not as hot as he looks on screen. I was looking for more than a cum holder at the time though

The camera adds ten lbs.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.

I may be the only person on this board who has also fought at that water tower. Except Mark Rypien didnt break mine up. I had to take my beating like a man. (lying on the ground in the fetal position)

Sweet! Were you at Glover or Shadle???

Glover. Too poor to live in Shadle district.

 

[MisterEm]

I was on a little league baseball team with USC legend and NFL great David Kirtman.

Your Mercer Island roots are showing through.

He's also married to my wife's little sister.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.

I may be the only person on this board who has also fought at that water tower. Except Mark Rypien didnt break mine up. I had to take my beating like a man. (lying on the ground in the fetal position)

Sweet! Were you at Glover or Shadle???

Glover. Too poor to live in Shadle district.

Well you've just been outed as Glover is the Jr High on the other side of the street from Shadle.

WE won't be fucking anytime soon

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.

I may be the only person on this board who has also fought at that water tower. Except Mark Rypien didnt break mine up. I had to take my beating like a man. (lying on the ground in the fetal position)

Sweet! Were you at Glover or Shadle???

Glover. Too poor to live in Shadle district.

Well you've just been outed as Glover is the Jr High on the other side of the street from Shadle.

WE won't be fucking anytime soon

Going to use my Spokane Superiority knowledge here and let you know Glover was a feeder for two high schools. If I didnt go to Shadle it had to be one of the two poorest high schools in Spokane. LC isnt one of them because they get some of the South Hill money kids.
Kinda bummed we won't be fucking though. Dawgs love boning the Cuogs.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I was on a little league baseball team with USC legend and NFL great David Kirtman.

Your Mercer Island roots are showing through.

He's also married to my wife's little sister.

You know why

 

[MisterEm]

I was on a little league baseball team with USC legend and NFL great David Kirtman.

Your Mercer Island roots are showing through.

He's also married to my wife's little sister.

You know why

You funny.

Flag away

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I almost forgot, I met the Nature Boy Ric Flair walking down the street in Savannah, GA.

I also partied with the Nasty Boys from WWF/WWE/whatever pro wrestling crap they were part of.

 

[dflea]

Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.

How bad did she beat your ass?

 

[whlinder]

I know Chris Cooley a little bit.

Jason Campbell tried to dance with my wife once.

I know a coach on the Atlanta Falcons (still text with) and it is most certainly not either the new OC or the new WRs coach.

 

[AIRWOLF]

Turner Stevenson - Former NHL 1st Round draft pick who played Junior hockey for the Thunderbirds. Won a Stanley Cup and has almost 1,000 career penalty minutes.

 

[Pitchfork51]

I got a blowjob from Charles Barkley's daughter.

And banged Mark calcavecchias daughter. Although I didn't know who he was.
She came on our high school senior trip to Puerto Vallarta. She was a junior. Still don't understand it.

Edit: just look it up boobs

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

I've met @BearsWiin

I worked on a movie with him once. Not as hot as he looks on screen. I was looking for more than a cum holder at the time though

Now this is some shit HH twitter followers can get behind.

 

[TTJ]

I've tailgated with Jeff Jaeger. And with @dnc .

Eddie George struck up a conversation with me in a Columbus bar one time. Very decent guy, actually.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I met Derrick McKey as a kid in 1989. Almost forgot. He seemed like a nice guy.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.

I may be the only person on this board who has also fought at that water tower. Except Mark Rypien didnt break mine up. I had to take my beating like a man. (lying on the ground in the fetal position)

Sweet! Were you at Glover or Shadle???

Glover. Too poor to live in Shadle district.

Well you've just been outed as Glover is the Jr High on the other side of the street from Shadle.

WE won't be fucking anytime soon

Havermale guy trying to make the Glover poor kids look bad.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.

I may be the only person on this board who has also fought at that water tower. Except Mark Rypien didnt break mine up. I had to take my beating like a man. (lying on the ground in the fetal position)

Sweet! Were you at Glover or Shadle???

Glover. Too poor to live in Shadle district.

Well you've just been outed as Glover is the Jr High on the other side of the street from Shadle.

WE won't be fucking anytime soon

Going to use my Spokane Superiority knowledge here and let you know Glover was a feeder for two high schools. If I didnt go to Shadle it had to be one of the two poorest high schools in Spokane. LC isnt one of them because they get some of the South Hill money kids.
Kinda bummed we won't be fucking though. Dawgs love boning the Cuogs.

Rogers and North Central are and have always been the poorest.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

As far as celebs, the Throbber has had sex with all the female members of the Breakfast Club and St. Elmos Fire.