Spirit World Calls 2019

[Swaye]

The horse has done too many drugs because his stats up top are all fucked up. I went and found the thread from last year where I had found all the other threads to compile his actual calls each year.

2014: Baker (1-0), McGary (2-0)
2015: Joyner (3-0)
2016: Murphy (4-0)
2017: Ty Mother Fuckin Jones (5-0)
2018: Togiai (5-1 FUCK), Hampton (6-1) Kaho (7-1), Gordon (8-1)
2019: KFab (9-1), Ngata (TBD), Buelow (TBD), Tuitele (TBD)

9-1 is a fucking righteous call percentage, especially when you consider that most of these calls are done super early, on really high value non-chip shot targets, or when the dudes are committed elsewhere (Baker). This magic motherfucker is legit. Way better than any crystal ball fags on doogfarm.

That said, not sure I like this new trend from picking one or two a year to four. Too many chances for the spirit chickens to fuck it away. Choose life you goddamn glorious steed!

 

[RaceBannon]

*feckless

 

[YellowSnow]

If you ever do mescaline, I'll kill you.

A wild caballo is a vicious animal.

 

[chuck]

If you ever do mescaline, I'll kill you.

A wild caballo is a vicious animal.

This gif made me cry tears of joy. I hate bicyclists. I have two rather grumpy horses that I believe could be trained. Hmmm...

 

[dnc]

If you ever do mescaline, I'll kill you.

A wild caballo is a vicious animal.

This gif made me cry tears of joy. I hate bicyclists. I have two rather grumpy horses that I believe could be trained. Hmmm...

* * * @CuntWaffle, Red Alert * * *

 

[YellowSnow]

If you ever do mescaline, I'll kill you.

A wild caballo is a vicious animal.

This gif made me cry tears of joy. I hate bicyclists. I have two rather grumpy horses that I believe could be trained. Hmmm...

My hatred for bicyclists burns with the intensity of a thousand suns. And I used to be a pretty avid cyclist. Seattle has a way of bringing out certain strains of hate in a man.

 

[FireCohen]

If you ever do mescaline, I'll kill you.

A wild caballo is a vicious animal.

This gif made me cry tears of joy. I hate bicyclists. I have two rather grumpy horses that I believe could be trained. Hmmm...

My hatred for bicyclists burns with the intensity of a thousand suns. And I used to be a pretty avid cyclist. Seattle has a way of bringing out certain strains of hate in a man.

Seattle drivers are completely the worst, fucking pieces of shit. I still need therapy after that shit

 

[YellowSnow]

If you ever do mescaline, I'll kill you.

A wild caballo is a vicious animal.

This gif made me cry tears of joy. I hate bicyclists. I have two rather grumpy horses that I believe could be trained. Hmmm...

My hatred for bicyclists burns with the intensity of a thousand suns. And I used to be a pretty avid cyclist. Seattle has a way of bringing out certain strains of hate in a man.

Seattle drivers are completely the worst, fucking pieces of shit. I still need therapy after that shit

Seattle ranks very high in many "worst" categories. I don't even know why I like the Fuskies.

 

[FireCohen]

If you ever do mescaline, I'll kill you.

A wild caballo is a vicious animal.

This gif made me cry tears of joy. I hate bicyclists. I have two rather grumpy horses that I believe could be trained. Hmmm...

My hatred for bicyclists burns with the intensity of a thousand suns. And I used to be a pretty avid cyclist. Seattle has a way of bringing out certain strains of hate in a man.

Seattle drivers are completely the worst, fucking pieces of shit. I still need therapy after that shit

Seattle ranks very high in many "worst" categories. I don't even know why I like the Fuskies.

That is why I got the fuck out of there

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

The horse has done too many drugs because his stats up top are all fucked up. I went and found the thread from last year where I had found all the other threads to compile his actual calls each year.

2014: Baker (1-0), McGary (2-0)
2015: Joyner (3-0)
2016: Murphy (4-0)
2017: Ty Mother Fuckin Jones (5-0)
2018: Togiai (5-1 FUCK), Hampton (6-1) Kaho (7-1), Gordon (8-1)
2019: KFab (9-1), Ngata (TBD), Buelow (TBD), Tuitele (TBD)

9-1 is a fucking righteous call percentage, especially when you consider that most of these calls are done super early, on really high value non-chip shot targets, or when the dudes are committed elsewhere (Baker). This magic motherfucker is legit. Way better than any crystal ball fags on doogfarm.

That said, not sure I like this new trend from picking one or two a year to four. Too many chances for the spirit chickens to fuck it away. Choose life you goddamn glorious steed!

He gone.

 

[FireCohen]

https://twitter.com/AllThatandMoore/status/991773391916027904

 

[Swaye]

https://twitter.com/AllThatandMoore/status/991773391916027904

 

[Squirt]

2015 2-0
2016 3-0
2017 3-1 (Fuck you Gino)
2018 TBD

The 2019 calls are in. I only consult the spirit chickens on HARD calls. No layups you fags.

1) KFab will blow up like Dom (already correct here fuckers 1-0)
2) Ngata is a DWAG (Fuck off Climpson)
3) Buelow (The spirits on the astral plane LOVE Kalepo)
4) Tuitele (Fuck off Urbs you POS)

Feel free to bump this every time I am right. I'm out fags!

You motherfucker.

 

[Tequilla]

2-2 or 3-1 this year ... Ngata is GONE

 

[Swaye]

2-2 or 3-1 this year ... Ngata is GONE

Agree. I always assumed Ngata would be the one to fuck this year all up, and that Tuitele would be a TUFF pull as well. That horse might survive 3-1, but at 2-2 I don't see anyway he doesn't eat a bullet.

 

[AtomicDawg]

2-2 or 3-1 this year ... Ngata is GONE

Agree. I always assumed Ngata would be the one to fuck this year all up, and that Tuitele would be a TUFF pull as well. That horse might survive 3-1, but at 2-2 I don't see anyway he doesn't eat a bullet.

I don't think you can kill an eternal being.

 

[Swaye]

2-2 or 3-1 this year ... Ngata is GONE

Agree. I always assumed Ngata would be the one to fuck this year all up, and that Tuitele would be a TUFF pull as well. That horse might survive 3-1, but at 2-2 I don't see anyway he doesn't eat a bullet.

I don't think you can kill an eternal being.

I can try.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Is it too late to send someone a friendly reminder PM when the offending post is 19 days old?

 

[DerekJohnson]

gotta consult my Communist Message Board manual.

What would Lenin do?

 

[RaceBannon]

2-2 or 3-1 this year ... Ngata is GONE

Agree. I always assumed Ngata would be the one to fuck this year all up, and that Tuitele would be a TUFF pull as well. That horse might survive 3-1, but at 2-2 I don't see anyway he doesn't eat a bullet.

I don't think you can kill an eternal being.

You think they are dead and then three days later...boom... they are back