Sparty #CouchSale

Sparty has fallen off so hard that this isn’t even on the front page of espn.com. He was a good coach. Fell off at the end, but he had a good run for awhile where he was Urban’s only threat.
 
Time for Petersen. I think @Tequilla is right. There was some off field nonsense last year

Coaches get paid too much. They are human like anyone. Once they realize they don't have to pimp high school boys anymore a lot of them just stop
 
Time for Petersen. I think @Tequilla is right. There was some off field nonsense last year

Coaches get paid too much. They are human like anyone. Once they realize they don't have to pimp high school boys anymore a lot of them just stop

I think it's one of the shittiest jobs out there if not for the millions of dollars. My strategy would be to go all in, sleep in my office for a few years and get that one big contract, see it through, and get the fuck out
 
Time for Petersen. I think @Tequilla is right. There was some off field nonsense last year

Coaches get paid too much. They are human like anyone. Once they realize they don't have to pimp high school boys anymore a lot of them just stop

I think it's one of the shittiest jobs out there if not for the millions of dollars. My strategy would be to go all in, sleep in my office for a few years and get that one big contract, see it through, and get the fuck out

Dantonio got a 4.5 million dollar bonus a couple days before he bailed
 
Time for Petersen. I think @Tequilla is right. There was some off field nonsense last year

Coaches get paid too much. They are human like anyone. Once they realize they don't have to pimp high school boys anymore a lot of them just stop

I think it's one of the shittiest jobs out there if not for the millions of dollars. My strategy would be to go all in, sleep in my office for a few years and get that one big contract, see it through, and get the fuck out

No matter how and if a job a coach does, if he gets a BCS head coaching job, he will pretty much always have the option to continue his career as a coach. The ones that don’t get back into coaching all get some kind of broadcasting job.
 
Time for Petersen. I think @Tequilla is right. There was some off field nonsense last year

Coaches get paid too much. They are human like anyone. Once they realize they don't have to pimp high school boys anymore a lot of them just stop

I think it's one of the shittiest jobs out there if not for the millions of dollars. My strategy would be to go all in, sleep in my office for a few years and get that one big contract, see it through, and get the fuck out

Aka the Kevin Sumlin
 
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Willie Taggert is tanned rested and ready

As his former Spartan legend, Ty Willingham
 
http://twitter.com/247Sports/status/1225104176675344384
http://twitter.com/FootballScoop/status/1225122048193781760

allegedly fickell was #2
http://twitter.com/jmcgonigal9/status/1225123723348520960

or narduzzi was #2, either way, this is already going better than our? OC search...
http://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1224816848086142979

this would be a dumpster fire, but, i have no feelings toward sparty so the fucks i give are nil.

I've been to East Lansing in the last 9 months...no fucking way a guy who is living in the Bay Area and working for the NFC champs is thinking "you know East Lansing really is a better place to call home."

nope, just no.
 
http://twitter.com/247Sports/status/1225104176675344384
http://twitter.com/FootballScoop/status/1225122048193781760

allegedly fickell was #2
http://twitter.com/jmcgonigal9/status/1225123723348520960

or narduzzi was #2, either way, this is already going better than our? OC search...
http://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1224816848086142979

this would be a dumpster fire, but, i have no feelings toward sparty so the fucks i give are nil.

I've been to East Lansing in the last 9 months...no fucking way a guy who is living in the Bay Area and working for the NFC champs is thinking "you know East Lansing really is a better place to call home."

nope, just no.

update:
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1225965781176987648
 
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