Sorry to see Danny Shelton go to the Browns

Maybe he'll get a chance to flatten Johnny Football during practice.

But yeah, the Browns suck donkey balls. Cleveland is where football careers go to die.
 
Cleveland is not Detroit, but at least Detroit has the Henry Ford Museum (yeah, really it's in Dearborn). What the fuck does Cleveland have to offer?
 
He spent his early years as a child on the big island dreaming about the chance to bring the Browns back to prominence.
 
I'm not moving to Cleveland even if millions are waiting for me.

Wait - yes, I am.

Bad city, crappy team - good pay. Danny will learn to cope, I'm sure.
 
I'm too hammed right now, but will try and shoop that barrel roll gif right into a blackhole or sinkhole as soon as possible.
I got you

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