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[AZDuck]

 

[SpoonieLuv]

 

[DerekJohnson]

 

[AZDuck]

Passed through Lincoln this morning

They used to take football pretty seriously around here

I couldn't get it in frame, but there's another sign that says "Oregon fans use Gate 13" I'm not sure what that's all about.

Hundreds and hundreds of miles of corn... fuuuuuuuck. The plus side of being an actual duck is that there are shit-tons of bugs around here

You might have to zoom, but the gas station sign says "You Are Nowhere." The gas station is in Grand Island, Nebraska. I couldn't agree more.

 

[RaceBannon]

Classy post

 

[Fenwick]

Most enjoyable.
I sure could use a vacation.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Not to be a dick but...

You went to fucking Lincoln,NE on vacation?!?

 

[AZDuck]

I'm migrating to a new job in the South Sound, in the process I am also reprising Chevy Chase's performance of Clark Griswold in the original Vacation,

 

[PurpleJ]

I'm migrating to a new job in the South Sound

We have self-serve gas stations in Warshington...

 

[Doogles]

Ill send her down to Auburn. Just tie her up and keep her there. Dont want south sound stench on her up here. Might be difficult to get her into an IROC at first...just pull the T-top she'll acclimate

I'm migrating to a new job in the South Sound

 

[SpoonieLuv]

Not to be a dick but...

You went to fucking Lincoln,NE on vacation?!?

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

I'm migrating to a new job in the South Sound

We have self-serve gas stations in Warshington...

PUMP YOUR GAS DUCK!!!

 

[PurpleBaze]

So, did you make it? Or, were you abducted by a bunch of inbreds in Idaho and buttfucked?

 

[AZDuck]

So, did you make it? Or, were you abducted by a bunch of inbreds in Idaho and buttfucked?

Huh?

I was, uh, visiting family in Colorado and didn't really have time to poast more pictures. Yeah, that's it... Family.

Yep. Family time. You know how it is.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

This is terrific.

How do you drive with the lack of thumbs though?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Passed through Lincoln this morning

I couldn't get it in frame, but there's another sign that says "Oregon fans use Gate 13" I'm not sure what that's all about.

Shouldn't that sign read the "classiest fans in the world?"

 

[AZDuck]

So, I'm in Utah now. No punchline, other than that I'm in Utah. Thus far the negotiations for additional wives aren't going great.

Pretty rocks, though

 

[PurpleBaze]

I'm hearing that Mormon girls like it in the 2-hole... they think it somehow preserves their virginity. I really don't care what their reasoning is. It's time for a trip to Utard.

Maybe @AANDY will chime in on the Mormon girl buttsecks issue.

 

[dnc]

I'm hearing that Mormon girls like it in the 2-hole... they think it somehow preserves their virginity. I really don't care what their reasoning is. It's time for a trip to Utard.

Maybe @AANDY will chime in on the Mormon girl buttsecks issue.

You'll never become someone's fourth sister wife with a spoiled vagine.

 

[AZDuck]

Passing through Salt Lake City... visiting with relatives in Hailey, ID. It's good to have relatives in Hailey, ID.

Apparently the Mormons used to send immigrants from Iowa City to SLC with pushcarts. That must have sucked.

The University of Utah has one of the nicest campuses in the Pac-12. We sat on the quad and ate lunch.

They have In-N-Out in Utah now. Pleasant surprise for a road trip.

Rice-Eccles Stadium.

Hanging with relatives in the pond in front of the Sun Valley Lodge.

This is the Hemingway memorial - dude offed himself in Ketchum.