Song of the Day

NATIONAL PEANUT BRITTLE DAY – January 26

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Fuck I love peanut brittle.

My parents wisely steered me away from peanut brittle as a youngster. Veering me over to some of the other less desirable candies. A parenting trick that I've also utilized on many occasions.

When vendors send holiday gift baskets, the peanut brittle is immediately confiscated for management inspection. The peon laborers from whom I profit get the crappy milk chocolate treats. And they'll like it.

 
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