Some watch shots

[Swaye]

Because I'm bored and never shared:

Oris Pro Pilot Air Racing Limited Edition V

Picked this up a few days before the Santos. Fun bang around watch that wears smaller than its 45mm case.

OrisBoogaloo

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Because the Santos is still fucking fire

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That Santos gives me a watch boner

 

[YellowSnow]

This entire thread makes me sad.

At the same time, it explains a lot. Too much in fact.

While I love me a gay cabal from time to time, I had no idea I was surrounded by so many fashion fags.

This one came close to breaking my back.

Watches are more fun than sweat equity @TurdBomber . And the biggest watch fag of us all - ie The injun knows how to turn a wrench better than most.

 

[TurdBomber]

This entire thread makes me sad.

At the same time, it explains a lot. Too much in fact.

While I love me a gay cabal from time to time, I had no idea I was surrounded by so many fashion fags.

This one came close to breaking my back.

Watches are more fun than sweat equity @TurdBomber . And the biggest watch fag of us all - ie The injun knows how to turn a wrench better than most.

I remember the kick-ass, killer watch phase, but it was over by about 30.

I think what did me in was a settlement conference room full of prematurely bald & fat attorneys destined for the blue pills by 40 flashing their Rolexs - their last remaining shreds of dignity left - at each other while boring me to death with Hawaiian golf stories. Watches, chains and goatees can't hide or compensate for pot bellies, fat rolls, pasty double chins, and sunburnt scalps before 40.

The wife is still fucking the pool boy.

I can revere a well-built watch as I would a nice gun or a quality tool. But I'll never be queer enough to revere it as a fashion accessory. Hence, my expressed concern.

 

[YellowSnow]

This entire thread makes me sad.

At the same time, it explains a lot. Too much in fact.

While I love me a gay cabal from time to time, I had no idea I was surrounded by so many fashion fags.

This one came close to breaking my back.

Watches are more fun than sweat equity @TurdBomber . And the biggest watch fag of us all - ie The injun knows how to turn a wrench better than most.

I remember the kick-ass, killer watch phase, but it was over by about 30.

I think what did me in was a settlement conference room full of prematurely bald & fat attorneys destined for the blue pills by 40 flashing their Rolexs - their last remaining shreds of dignity left - at each other while boring me to death with Hawaiian golf stories. Watches, chains and goatees can't hide or compensate for pot bellies, fat rolls, pasty double chins, and sunburnt scalps before 40[/b].

The wife is still fucking the pool boy.

I can revere a well-built watch as I would a nice gun or a quality tool. But I'll never be queer enough to revere it as a fashion accessory. Hence, my expressed concern.

I don't know @TurdBomber this kinda sounds like most males in America whether they are mid 40s Rolex wearing Instagram douche canoes, or manly DIY guys with strong hands and pick up trucks. Either way they are out shape dudes with soft, supple thighs.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

This entire thread makes me sad.

At the same time, it explains a lot. Too much in fact.

While I love me a gay cabal from time to time, I had no idea I was surrounded by so many fashion fags.

This one came close to breaking my back.

Watches are more fun than sweat equity @TurdBomber . And the biggest watch fag of us all - ie The injun knows how to turn a wrench better than most.

I remember the kick-ass, killer watch phase, but it was over by about 30.

I think what did me in was a settlement conference room full of prematurely bald & fat attorneys destined for the blue pills by 40 flashing their Rolexs - their last remaining shreds of dignity left - at each other while boring me to death with Hawaiian golf stories. Watches, chains and goatees can't hide or compensate for pot bellies, fat rolls, pasty double chins, and sunburnt scalps before 40[/b].

The wife is still fucking the pool boy.

I can revere a well-built watch as I would a nice gun or a quality tool. But I'll never be queer enough to revere it as a fashion accessory. Hence, my expressed concern.

I don't know @TurdBomber this kinda sounds like most males in America whether they are mid 40s Rolex wearing Instagram douche canoes, or manly DIY guys with strong hands and pick up trucks. Either way they are out shape dudes with soft, supple thighs.

If we’re bashing soft, supple thighs I’m out!

 

[TurdBomber]

This entire thread makes me sad.

At the same time, it explains a lot. Too much in fact.

While I love me a gay cabal from time to time, I had no idea I was surrounded by so many fashion fags.

This one came close to breaking my back.

Watches are more fun than sweat equity @TurdBomber . And the biggest watch fag of us all - ie The injun knows how to turn a wrench better than most.

I remember the kick-ass, killer watch phase, but it was over by about 30.

I think what did me in was a settlement conference room full of prematurely bald & fat attorneys destined for the blue pills by 40 flashing their Rolexs - their last remaining shreds of dignity left - at each other while boring me to death with Hawaiian golf stories. Watches, chains and goatees can't hide or compensate for pot bellies, fat rolls, pasty double chins, and sunburnt scalps before 40[/b].

The wife is still fucking the pool boy.

I can revere a well-built watch as I would a nice gun or a quality tool. But I'll never be queer enough to revere it as a fashion accessory. Hence, my expressed concern.

I don't know @TurdBomber this kinda sounds like most males in America whether they are mid 40s Rolex wearing Instagram douche canoes, or manly DIY guys with strong hands and pick up trucks. Either way they are out shape dudes with soft, supple thighs.

The only acceptable excuse for such gooeyness is plantar fasciitis. Switching boot inserts fixed it quick for me, but that shit is crippling.

 

[Doogles]

My thighs have been built over generations of sand running.

 

[YellowSnow]

My thighs have been built over generations of sand running.

 

[TurdBomber]

Do you wax your arms?

I'm half Puerto Rican.

In my 30s and still only need to shave once a week.

So what you're saying is, Dr. Squatch should pull those Manscape ads from the Puerto Rican market?

 

[Swaye]

Hey fags. Patek Phillipe.

 

[PurpleBaze]

After months of intense negotiations with our noble savage, I finally sent a delegation (on camelback) with gobs of cash to @Swaye's trailer park to pick up this insane timepiece. I took possession of it today. Without further ado...

I can't thank @Swaye enough for the opportunity for me to own such a next-level watch.

 

[LebamDawg]

This entire thread makes me sad.

At the same time, it explains a lot. Too much in fact.

While I love me a gay cabal from time to time, I had no idea I was surrounded by so many fashion fags.

This one came close to breaking my back.

Watches are more fun than sweat equity @TurdBomber . And the biggest watch fag of us all - ie The injun knows how to turn a wrench better than most.

I remember the kick-ass, killer watch phase, but it was over by about 30.

I think what did me in was a settlement conference room full of prematurely bald & fat attorneys destined for the blue pills by 40 flashing their Rolexs - their last remaining shreds of dignity left - at each other while boring me to death with Hawaiian golf stories. Watches, chains and goatees can't hide or compensate for pot bellies, fat rolls, pasty double chins, and sunburnt scalps before 40[/b].

The wife is still fucking the pool boy.

I can revere a well-built watch as I would a nice gun or a quality tool. But I'll never be queer enough to revere it as a fashion accessory. Hence, my expressed concern.

I don't know @TurdBomber this kinda sounds like most males in America whether they are mid 40s Rolex wearing Instagram douche canoes, or manly DIY guys with strong hands and pick up trucks. Either way they are out shape dudes with soft, supple thighs.

If we’re bashing soft, supple thighs I’m out!

strap on rubber and soft supple thighs, oooooohhh brb jo

and I would love to 'watch', rrraawwwrr

 

[Swaye]

After months of intense negotiations with our noble savage, I finally sent a delegation (on camelback) with gobs of cash to @Swaye's trailer park to pick up this insane timepiece. I took possession of it today. Without further ado...

I can't thank @Swaye enough for the opportunity for me to own such a next-level watch.

You are now the most baller Uber driver in the US. Congrats on a great watch. Very happy it found a good home. You are still on the hook for a bulk fireworks order next year. Don't forget.

 

[PurpleBaze]

But of course. I do like me things that go BOOM!

 

[TurdBomber]

@Swaye: How many buffalo skins does a watch like that cost?

 

[Swaye]

@Swaye: How many buffalo skins does a watch like that cost?

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Integrated bracelet watch is high on my list of wants. Probably a cheap one like a Tissot PRX, though, to continue saving my buffalo skins for a Tudor Black Bay.

 

[Doogles]

After months of intense negotiations with our noble savage, I finally sent a delegation (on camelback) with gobs of cash to @Swaye's trailer park to pick up this insane timepiece. I took possession of it today. Without further ado...

I can't thank @Swaye enough for the opportunity for me to own such a next-level watch.

Out of control Ballin. Congrats Baze.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Thanks, @Doogles!

It's quite amazing in person.

 

[USMChawk]

After months of intense negotiations with our noble savage, I finally sent a delegation (on camelback) with gobs of cash to @Swaye's trailer park to pick up this insane timepiece. I took possession of it today. Without further ado....

Did you throw in some beads and blankets?