Some obvious problems that need fixing

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- Miles should never be disciplined again.
- Durkee needs to be faster in his punts, he’s going to get a bunch blocked this year.
- RBs need to stop the high school shake and bakes 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage – pick a direction and run fast.
- Teach RBs how to catch a ball, then run. Dwayne Washington usually drops almost everything thrown at him in a game.
- Mickens needs some pine tar rubbed over his hands and body.
- Kasen is slow.
- Kendyl Taylor needs more PT at WR and RB.
- Way too many scared players. All the players who play scared need to be desensitized to fear with mandatory bungee jumps and bath salts until they’re numb to fear.
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Durkee is going to cost us a game at some point. It's been well documented ever since he showed up that he can't get a kick off quickly, so I'd come at him with everything every time he punts if I was an opposing coach. He kicks the ball well, but he's way too fucking slow.
 
Not sure on Durkee. The soccer style kicks are slow by design. His straight up kicks didn't seem slow to me other than the one he dropped. He gets my vote for MVP of that game, just getting the nod over the Hawaii playcaller.
 
I was under the belief that Dwayne Washington had good hands since he came from WR. It took one pass to see that wasn't the case. Even the ball he caught in the 4th, he looked like a 4th grader who gets picked last at recess catching the ball.
 
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I was pretty happy to see Taylor make an appearance. I would like to see more of him as well.
 
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