Some important announcements for the Bored

[Canadawg]

Thanks Taft!
As for any complaints or requests or anything else sent my way, let me offer my response in advance: huh?

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover since you've received a promotion, do you need someone to assume the all important "Thanks Taft" role while Stalin fights for his very future?

Don't ask. Take it.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

In light of this most recent insult to my honor, I am hereby withdrawing the many donations I have made to the Human Fund in the name of Hardcore Husky Dot Com.

Wishing you good health and a speedy recovery Stalin.

Uh, @DerekJohnson -- I would like to verify the @creepycoug 'statement. For years now a growing number of my frens have been of Cuban American decent -- and I have come to know them well. They have honored me with their support and with their friendship. Indeed I can proudly say some of my very best friends are Cuban-Americans. However, @DerekJohnson, at this time very unfortunately I have to leave these proceedings in order to preside over a very important thread of my own. But before I leave I do want to say this. This thread on free beer, cheapskates is in no way what-so-ever a slur upon the great Cuban people. Because I can state from my own knowledge and experience -- that Cuban-Americans are among the most loyal -- most law-abiding -- patriotic, hard working American citizens in this land. And it would be a shame. @DerekJohnson if we allowed a few rotten apples to bring a bad name to the whole barrel. Because from the time of the great Jose Conseco up through the time of Mario Crystalballs right up to the present day -- Cuban-Americans have been pioneers in building and defending our great nation. They are the soil o' the earth and one of the backbones of this country.

*Canseco

A trashy hot girl I knew got hit on by Jose at Northgate mall and got one of his probably 8 phone numbers. A few of us called Jose a couple times and fucked with him. He was not impressed.

Northgate Mall was the first shopping mall built in the US. Not many people know that.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Thanks Taft!
As for any complaints or requests or anything else sent my way, let me offer my response in advance: huh?

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover since you've received a promotion, do you need someone to assume the all important "Thanks Taft" role while Stalin fights for his very future?

are you morbidly obese thus causing you to be stuck in your basement and only being able to click from thread to thread waiting for Stalin to post so you can thank Taft the second after the post has happened?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Thanks Taft!
As for any complaints or requests or anything else sent my way, let me offer my response in advance: huh?

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover since you've received a promotion, do you need someone to assume the all important "Thanks Taft" role while Stalin fights for his very future?

If you think you can handle the grind of thanking Taft over a couple days, I say yes, take the bull by the horns.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Since Stalin is being very transparent, I plan to do the same.

In the day I receive admin control, some of you will receive a link to a page for Costco’s 55 gallon drum of nacho cheese sauce. You’ll have 24 hours to order 2 of them (2 is their max order size) and have them shipped to a refrigerated storage unit, the address for which will be included in the original message.

If I don’t get an order confirmation within 24 hours, you’ll be banned.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Thanks Taft!
As for any complaints or requests or anything else sent my way, let me offer my response in advance: huh?

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover since you've received a promotion, do you need someone to assume the all important "Thanks Taft" role while Stalin fights for his very future?

If you think you can handle the grind of thanking Taft over a couple days, I say yes, take the bull by the horns.

I realized you’re asking to take over the Taft thanking duties while Stalin is in recovery but that would imply I’m gonna actually do anything that requires thanking.

 

[LebamDawg]

What I got out of this thread was that I didn't need to donate for another 3000 posts.
Good Luck on the surgery - remember to post pics of the ugly scars (I did) except for the mental ones. also pics of the nurses - male or female or whatever TNWWT

 

[PurpleBaze]

What I got out of this thread was that I didn't need to donate for another 3000 posts.
Good Luck on the surgery - remember to post pics of the ugly scars (I did) except for the mental ones. also pics of the nurses - male or female or whatever TNWWT

What's with the gendering?

 

[DawgOfTheAges]

Good luck on the surgery Derek, like everyone else in here I'm wishing your good self the positive outcome of being able to go forward with good cheer…

 

[DawgOfTheAges]

To me it seems like if someone has been actively posting for a year that on the second go around they ought to be willing and able to at least contribute a reasonable minimum amount ~ or be happy with just lurking.

 

[RaceBannon]

What I got out of this thread was that I didn't need to donate for another 3000 posts.
Good Luck on the surgery - remember to post pics of the ugly scars (I did) except for the mental ones. also pics of the nurses - male or female or whatever TNWWT

 

[DawgOfTheAges]

As we discussed, when you email me the dates and location of the hospital, I will make the arrangements for the exotic dancer visit… After scanning my roladex, I have a particular girl in mind and she is planning a special Care Bears Care package for your visit.

 

[RoadTrip]

Is all good DJ?

 

[DerekJohnson]

Is all good DJ?

I'm not looking forward to it. But it is what it is.