Softy burnt to a Crisp


Crisp won't give examples of Softy being disrespectful. Pulls the old "can't/Wont" argument. Softy is a major re-tard but his job is to be critical of bullshit and he's actually kind of a lightweight at that portion of his job. Crisp just sounds like every other thin skinned athlete that can't handle it when people say you can't shoot, or dribble or to stop being a spaz when you drive through the lane. All Crisp had to do was listen to one show and he'd be armed with numerous examples of retardation. Nothing burger.
 

Crisp won't give examples of Softy being disrespectful. Pulls the old "can't/Wont" argument. Softy is a major re-tard but his job is to be critical of bullshit and he's actually kind of a lightweight at that portion of his job. Crisp just sounds like every other thin skinned athlete that can't handle it when people say you can't shoot, or dribble or to stop being a spaz when you drive through the lane. All Crisp had to do was listen to one show and he'd be armed with numerous examples of retardation. Nothing burger.

Take this as a critique (:
 
I'm old enough to remember when softy like to suck the dick of Seattle sports figures

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Nobody remembers David Crisp. No one cares either. That’s probably his problem.
 
It’s been a few years, but I think Crisp used to keyword search his name on Twitter after games and talk shit to random fans. He’d do it even after wins and would freak out over the most tame criticism that any athlete would get. It was really bizarre and I remember being shocked Hop didn’t tell him to STFU
 

Crisp won't give examples of Softy being disrespectful. Pulls the old "can't/Wont" argument. Softy is a major re-tard but his job is to be critical of bullshit and he's actually kind of a lightweight at that portion of his job. Crisp just sounds like every other thin skinned athlete that can't handle it when people say you can't shoot, or dribble or to stop being a spaz when you drive through the lane. All Crisp had to do was listen to one show and he'd be armed with numerous examples of retardation. Nothing burger.

Take this as a critique (:

I can see @MelloDawg adopting this response into his arsenal of spastic downvoting and hawt centrist takes
 
@dnc I was starting to type "how does this burn him to a crisp?", but then it was a "Oh, I see what you did there..."
 

Crisp won't give examples of Softy being disrespectful. Pulls the old "can't/Wont" argument. Softy is a major re-tard but his job is to be critical of bullshit and he's actually kind of a lightweight at that portion of his job. Crisp just sounds like every other thin skinned athlete that can't handle it when people say you can't shoot, or dribble or to stop being a spaz when you drive through the lane. All Crisp had to do was listen to one show and he'd be armed with numerous examples of retardation. Nothing burger.

The enemy of my enemy is my fren.

Softy is a much bigger problem than Crisp is.
 

Crisp won't give examples of Softy being disrespectful. Pulls the old "can't/Wont" argument. Softy is a major re-tard but his job is to be critical of bullshit and he's actually kind of a lightweight at that portion of his job. Crisp just sounds like every other thin skinned athlete that can't handle it when people say you can't shoot, or dribble or to stop being a spaz when you drive through the lane. All Crisp had to do was listen to one show and he'd be armed with numerous examples of retardation. Nothing burger.

The enemy of my enemy is my fren.

Softy is a much bigger problem than Crisp is.

I get what you're saying but it'd be like me calling you a bully without showing screenshots of SubK's tears. I'm not calling you a bully though! Don't bully me!
 

Crisp won't give examples of Softy being disrespectful. Pulls the old "can't/Wont" argument. Softy is a major re-tard but his job is to be critical of bullshit and he's actually kind of a lightweight at that portion of his job. Crisp just sounds like every other thin skinned athlete that can't handle it when people say you can't shoot, or dribble or to stop being a spaz when you drive through the lane. All Crisp had to do was listen to one show and he'd be armed with numerous examples of retardation. Nothing burger.

The enemy of my enemy is my fren.

Softy is a much bigger problem than Crisp is.

Softy is also the only local radio guy who consistently talks UW sports.
 

Crisp won't give examples of Softy being disrespectful. Pulls the old "can't/Wont" argument. Softy is a major re-tard but his job is to be critical of bullshit and he's actually kind of a lightweight at that portion of his job. Crisp just sounds like every other thin skinned athlete that can't handle it when people say you can't shoot, or dribble or to stop being a spaz when you drive through the lane. All Crisp had to do was listen to one show and he'd be armed with numerous examples of retardation. Nothing burger.

The enemy of my enemy is my fren.

Softy is a much bigger problem than Crisp is.

I get what you're saying but it'd be like me calling you a bully without showing screenshots of SubK's tears. I'm not calling you a bully though! Don't bully me!

Crisp is a fucking pussy. NTTIATWWT. You're Mean to ME. But, no I won't show you examples of why.
 
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I'm old enough to remember when softy like to suck the dick of Seattle sports figures

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I'm old enough to remember Softy literally questioning the sanity of anyone who wouldn't support Sark 100%
 
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