"Obama tells Putin his actions are 'clear violation' of Ukraine's sovereignty."
Putin thanked him and said, "I didn't know that invading another country with tanks violated the other country's sovereignty, you stupid muther fucker."
But we do know that tank invasions violate somebody's sovereignty, for we have done it twice recently in Afghanistan and Iraq in response to Al Qaeda violating American sovereignty on 9-11. Because they were allied with Al Qaeda, inhuman Afghan and Iraqi regimes aided and abetted the violation of American sovereignty on 9-11, and they too must die by all that is written under Allah.
But what the fuck does the Crimea have to do with American sovereignty or 9-11? The Crimean peninsula is ground consecrated by Russian blood in past wars and is land where sovereignty continues in dispute between Russians and Ukrainians. Unlike the kidnapping and flying of jetliners into the NYC Trade Center Towers, it is classical tradition for neighboring countries on the European Continent to dispute borders sometimes for centuries and fight wars over the sovereignty of the land in dispute. Only saber-rattling idiots and Obama haters could ever suggest that a Russian-Ukranian dispute could be any of our fucking business. You can't suggest that this Crimean dispute is the ol' bullshit domino theory all over again.
The agri-rich Ukraine is a shithole piece of property stuck between ancient enemies Russia and Germany and has been fought over for many centuries. The Ukrainians have never been a nationally independent people and it's easy to see why with the way they've been fighting each other in civil conflict since the breakup of the Soviet Union. While other countries and peoples that once were part of the old Soviet Union seem to be moving peacefully toward civilized independence, the Ukraine continues to wallow in it's own shit. It's time for the Russians and Germans to come together and do something about the pig-sty they share borders with. Both countries are old hands at tank diplomacy. It's very disappointing to see America represented by Obama and John Kerry try to stick our fucking noses up Putin's ass where we can never belong.