So I'm walking in a store

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

Get used to it.

Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?

Never tried it.

Disagree.

 

[dnc]

You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

Coldplay makes my wife horny.

Sometimes I play Coldplay.

True story.

Fuck off.

Thoughts and prayers to you in this most tragic and difficult time in your life.

Dammit boobs, I was expecting "what's his name?"

 

[DeepSeaZ]

The best relationships are the ones where both parties have common interests. In this case, listening to Coldplay makes both of you horny for dudes. That's nice. It's nice you both have something (or someone) you can share.

You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

Coldplay makes my wife horny.

Sometimes I play Coldplay.

True story.

Fuck off.

 

[dnc]

The best relationships are the ones where both parties have common interests. In this case, listening to Coldplay makes both of you horny for dudes. That's nice. It's nice you both have something (or someone) you can share.

You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

Coldplay makes my wife horny.

Sometimes I play Coldplay.

True story.

Fuck off.

BHAM!