So I'm walking in a store
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MikeDamone
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Dudes are wearing them?
fivehundredmileDAWG
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jeezus , its funny..i think my folks just threw a bottle of formula at me and left me in the car for some heat training...in 3 years that kid will be in a store with them on a leash....
CuntWaffle
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My dad would have broke a Jack bottle over my moms head if she even suggested him to wear one.
creepycoug
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Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.
Get used to it.
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greenblood
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It depends on the situation. Doing it just because = pussy, but doing it while simultaneously eating a sandwich and drinking a beer = life of abundance
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BennyBeaver
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MikeDamone
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is that Carlos?
BennyBeaver
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is that Carlos?
your eyes are as good as mine.
Mohun
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Not your best effort. George Carlin (at least 81% more creative than you) already covered this a long time ago:
"Here are more parents who outta be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight. These are the ones who carry their babies around in their backpacks or frontpacks or slings or whatever these devices are called that are apparently designed to leave the parents hands free to sort through high end merchandise and reach for their platinum credit cards cause it's always these upscale, yuppie looking, greenpeace, environmentally conscious assholes who have them on. I say hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers, it's not camping equipment. It's a baby. Touch the little prick now and then he'll thank you for someday. "
"Here are more parents who outta be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight. These are the ones who carry their babies around in their backpacks or frontpacks or slings or whatever these devices are called that are apparently designed to leave the parents hands free to sort through high end merchandise and reach for their platinum credit cards cause it's always these upscale, yuppie looking, greenpeace, environmentally conscious assholes who have them on. I say hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers, it's not camping equipment. It's a baby. Touch the little prick now and then he'll thank you for someday. "
I saw two of these pussies when I was in Suckattle a few months ago
...and they were both with the mothers and she carried nothong. Let that slut you knocked up carry the baby.
...and they were both with the mothers and she carried nothong. Let that slut you knocked up carry the baby.
Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.
TierbsHsotBoobs
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What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?
Never tried it.
CuntWaffle
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You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay.
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TierbsHsotBoobs
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Thoughts and prayers to you in this most tragic and difficult time in your life.