So I'm selling a car on Craigslist

[Baphomet]

I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

Sounds like one stupid lesbian

Nah... it was an awesome rig... a '99 cross country. Sweet ski car, I was the original owner, and I had all of the maintenance receipts. She and her partner got a great car.

The only great Swede car manufacturer is Koenigsegg. HTH.

Disagree. Before Ford bought them in 2000, they made some great cars.

 

[PurpleJ]

I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

Sounds like one stupid lesbian

Nah... it was an awesome rig... a '99 cross country. Sweet ski car, I was the original owner, and I had all of the maintenance receipts. She and her partner got a great car.

The only great Swede car manufacturer is Koenigsegg. HTH.

Disagree. Before Ford bought them in 2000, they made some great cars.

What would a safety conscious Volvo faggot know about great cars? Stay in the right lane, gaybob.

 

[Baphomet]

I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

Sounds like one stupid lesbian

Nah... it was an awesome rig... a '99 cross country. Sweet ski car, I was the original owner, and I had all of the maintenance receipts. She and her partner got a great car.

The only great Swede car manufacturer is Koenigsegg. HTH.

Disagree. Before Ford bought them in 2000, they made some great cars.

What would a safety conscious Volvo faggot know about great cars? Stay in the right lane, gaybob.

When you earn enough money to afford a lift ticket in Whistler, you might understand.

Don't forget to paint your rusty 78 chrysler K car. Hayseed.

 

[PurpleJ]

Embarrassing. As usual.

 

[Baphomet]

Embarrassing. As usual.

If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

You could seek help for that.

 

[PurpleJ]

Embarrassing. As usual.

If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

You could seek help for that.

Great unintentional comedy, as always. The irony is dripping, like your yeasty snatch.

 

[Baphomet]

Embarrassing. As usual.

If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

You could seek help for that.

Great unintentional comedy, as always. The irony is dripping, like your yeasty snatch.

Irony? You using a word of the day calendar now? Good for you and your attempts at self improvement. That's cute.

Oh, and what makes you think the comedy is unintentional? You should broaden your horizons... and not take the interweb so seriously.

 

[PurpleJ]

Embarrassing. As usual.

If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

You could seek help for that.

Great unintentional comedy, as always. The irony is dripping, like your yeasty snatch.

Irony? You using a word of the day calendar now? Good for you and your attempts at self improvement. That's cute.

Word of the week. I'm not ready for a new word every day. But you bought a Volvo. With money. That's sad. I'd be sad if my balls were being pickled in a mason jar, too.

 

[doogsinparadise]

Embarrassing. As usual.

If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

You could seek help for that.

Great unintentional comedy, as always. The irony is dripping, like your yeasty snatch.

Reaally pressing, this thread.

 

[Baphomet]

Embarrassing. As usual.

If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

You could seek help for that.

Great unintentional comedy, as always. The irony is dripping, like your yeasty snatch.

Irony? You using a word of the day calendar now? Good for you and your attempts at self improvement. That's cute.

Word of the week. I'm not ready for a new word every day. But you bought a Volvo. With money. That's sad. I'd be sad if my balls were being pickled in a mason jar, too.

When you spend a lot of time in the mountains skiing, snowboarding, and climbing, it helps to have an all wheel drive rig.

Anyway, back to you.... so you get embarrassed easily, and sad easily. Maybe try a new brand of bourbon.

 

[PurpleJ]

Embarrassing. As usual.

If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

You could seek help for that.

Great unintentional comedy, as always. The irony is dripping, like your yeasty snatch.

Reaally pressing, this thread.

Thanks for reading!

 

[PurpleJ]

Embarrassing. As usual.

If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

You could seek help for that.

Great unintentional comedy, as always. The irony is dripping, like your yeasty snatch.

Irony? You using a word of the day calendar now? Good for you and your attempts at self improvement. That's cute.

Word of the week. I'm not ready for a new word every day. But you bought a Volvo. With money. That's sad. I'd be sad if my balls were being pickled in a mason jar, too.

When you spend a lot of time in the mountains skiing, snowboarding, and climbing, it helps to have an all wheel drive rig.

Anyway, back to you.... so you get embarrassed easily, and sad easily. Maybe try a new brand of bourbon.

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lol

 

[PurpleJ]

It's as easy as knocking out Janay Rice with you.

 

[Swaye]

I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

Disagree.

This isn't an opinion, its a fact. How the fuck do you disagree. Dumbshit.

PM IrishDawg STAT.

 

[Swaye]

It's as easy as knocking out Janay Rice with you.

 

[Baphomet]

I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

Disagree.

This isn't an opinion, its a fact. How the fuck do you disagree. Dumbshit.

PM IrishDawg STAT.

Will PMing IrishDawg make PurpleJ's schtick funnier?

 

[Swaye]

I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

Disagree.

This isn't an opinion, its a fact. How the fuck do you disagree. Dumbshit.

PM IrishDawg STAT.

Will PMing IrishDawg make PurpleJ's schtick funnier?

Are you knew here?

 

[FreeChavez]

I hope everyone can come together and admit that selling anything but your body and sexual services on craigslist is a waste of time.

Casual encounters for all

 

[PurpleJ]

I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

 

[sarktastic]

Two Volvo stories

My next door neighbor bought one... before Ford. Loved the car. Raved especially though about the 'red-carpet' service he'd receive whenever he had to take the car in for warranty work...every other month for sometimes two weeks at a time. Claims he didn't mind because he 'got to drive a new car all the time'. Same guy had an M-5 BMW in the garage he NEVER drove. Only on sunny days once/twice a month on the weekend for an hour or two. When I asked why, he said he didn't want it to break down.

Second one, a buddy bought one to shut his fucking wife up(didn't work... what a bitch) was over there one day and she insisted on showing me why she had to have the car.

1. It's dark green and she felt it sent an important message about environmentalism.

2. She pointed to the nameplate on the back and said, "what does that say to you"... (me) aaah... Volvo?"... NO!!! It says SMART!

yes, they are divorced.