So, I'm in Boston....

[Swaye]

Few things of note...

1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)

In closing, Fuck Boston.

And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Damone was almost killed in the marathon bombing. Show some respect.

 

[Swaye]

Damone was almost killed in the marathon bombing. Show some respect.

If Damone says wicked all the fucking time, and wears a fedora, he probably should have been killed.

 

[ThomasFremont]

 

[Swaye]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

 

[AZDuck]

You're gonna get arrested today

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Probably just some Tory loyalists trying to make real Bostonians look bad. Those people have long memories.

 

[Swaye]

You're gonna get arrested today

I imagine a scenario where I am sitting in a bar drinking Irish Car Bombs and an entire group of Boston locals are talking about the Patriots, wearing fedoras, and saying Injuns are wicked lazy. So I steal a huge pepperidge farms salami from one of the many fat and ugly Boston girls pigs in their group and start beating the shit out of all the faggy dudes in fedoras with the salami (75K) until the Boston PD shows up and rolls me. They will undoubtedly label me a domestic terrorist, and I will go to REAL prison for a nickle.

 

[Doogles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

 

[Gladstone]

Bash hipsters all you want, but bash fedoras and I'm OUT

 

[Swaye]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

That would really be taking one for the team.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

That would really be taking one for the team.

Is that Daniel Russo's Halloween costume?

 

[MikeDamone]

Few things of note...

1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)

In closing, Fuck Boston.

And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF.

Sounds like you hate people

 

[PurpleReign]

I think discipline-2-hole must be from Boston. He is taking this thread rather personally.

 

[Swaye]

I think discipline-2-hole must be from Boston. He is taking this thread rather personally.

I just noticed that after you made comment. Maybe he is still in Boston and he is going to tell me to meet him at the 7-11 in Southie. That or he married some ugly Boston split tail. Or abundance.

 

[AZDuck]

His kid was killed by a drunk driver. You're a drunk. It's pretty easy to figure out.

Just don't fuck with his dog. He loves his dog.

 

[Swaye]

His kid was killed by a drunk driver. You're a drunk. It's pretty easy to figure out.

Just don't fuck with his dog. He loves his dog.

I haven't been paying that much attention to him. He is easily forgettable. I will watch his flailing more closely now.

 

[PurpleReign]

wtf does he say 'guy' so much? Is he Kazahakstan?

P.S. Sorry about your son discipline-the-2-hole.

 

[Homebrew_Dawg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

That would really be taking one for the team.

So beautiful Boston girls are as commonplace as Saddam's weapons of mass destruction, eh?

 

[PurpleReign]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o

I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."

Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.

Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.

That would really be taking one for the team.

So beautiful Boston girls are as commonplace as Saddam's weapons of mass destruction, eh?

So the beautiful Boston girls are all in Syria? Fuck me, that's terrible. Poor girls.