So... I'm headed to court today

[AZDuck]

Feelin' pretty good. Client asks me how I'm feeling.

I respond: "I've got the gloves off. I'm ready to roll."

@Tequilla

 

[PurpleJ]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

 

[dongman]

Is this aids court? Or something between Maury and Judge Judy?

 

[SC_Haden_Fruede]

If your client was a Hardcore Husky fan you could have said "I've got the gloves off. I'm ready to pump some gas."

 

[PurpleJ]

LITIGATE MY CASE DUCK!!!!!!!1!!!!1

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Fuck off, gloves

 

[pawz]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

 

[CuntWaffle]

I imagine PurpleThrobber as Quagmire from Family Guy

 

[WeAreAFatLesboSchool]

Defending Bowe Bergdhal?

 

[HuskyJW]

The client asked you how you are feeling?

He's guilty

 

[sarktastic]

The client asked you how you are feeling?

He's guilty

bingo.

Your* both all in now. Let him know this isn't going well and it's looking like 20+ years... or $BIGGESTAMOUNTIMAGINABLE... if civil. This way, anything the jury returns, your a hiro.

 

[Doogles]

Tell him you need more time to get your jurors in there.

 

[AZDuck]

Full acquittal.

Suck it, America.

 

[topdawgnc]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

 

[AZDuck]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Catherine Bell.
https://www.google.com/search?q=catherine+bell&espv=2&biw=1502&bih=903&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMImcaJyYfpyAIVEaOICh1_Ngaj&dpr=0.9

 

[sarktastic]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Did you ask for a blanket from the flight attend and first?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

 

[Swaye]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

I laffed.

Catherine Bell is wood smash material.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

I laffed.

Catherine Bell is wood smash material.

Some QUALITY nude work from early in her career. God bless Showtime/HBO/Cinemax late night for giving struggling actresses a hand up.