So I’m at a bar

[dirtysouwfdawg]

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini

Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.

Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.

Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.

We get it. You’re in still in your yummy phase. No real need to announce it. No surprise you’re a daiquiri guy.

No wonder you hate gin martinis. Tell your bartender to hold the grenadine next time and get back to us.

Calm down turbo

I call my kids that, that’s what I like to do.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Are negronis racist?

 

[MikeDamone]

Are negronis racist?

Yes. That’s why I like them.

 

[pawz]

I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.

I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

That’s not fair throbbed. Some people here could’ve enjoyed it... reading it of course.

I know how to pander to my fellow homoeroticism enthusiasts.

I'd hate to see your Google search results.

NTTIAWWT

 

[RoadDawg55]

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini

Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.

Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.

We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini

Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.

Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.

We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.

Yeah, but not sure the basic whiteys on this board would know that.

 

[Kaepsknee]

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini

Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.

Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.

We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.

Yeah, but not sure the basic whiteys on this board would know that.

At least the straight ones.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini

Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.

Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.

We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.

Yeah, but not sure the basic whiteys on this board would know that.

At least the straight ones.

Say that to Tupac's face!

 

[RatherBeBrewing]

I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.

 

[MikeDamone]

I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.

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After reading that I’m guessing you’re still in your opiate years.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.

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The Throbber has a secret stash of vodka and beets to welcome the Vlad when he exercises dominion over the Northwest.

amirite or amirite, @oregonblitzkrieg ?

 

[YellowSnow]

I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.

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The Throbber has a secret stash of vodka and beets to welcome the Vlad when he exercises dominion over the Northwest.

amirite or amirite, @oregonblitzkrieg ?

And La Croix

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.

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The Throbber has a secret stash of vodka and beets to welcome the Vlad when he exercises dominion over the Northwest.

amirite or amirite, @oregonblitzkrieg ?

And La Croix

For the hot days.

But shots shots shots with the Vlad would be epic.

 

[YellowSnow]

I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.

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The Throbber has a secret stash of vodka and beets to welcome the Vlad when he exercises dominion over the Northwest.

amirite or amirite, @oregonblitzkrieg ?

And La Croix

For the hot days.

But shots shots shots with the Vlad would be epic.

I used to have ruskie co worker who looked a lot like young vlad. We used to do a lot of warm vodka shots. Chase it down with a pickle.

 

[MikeDamone]

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini

Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.

Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.

We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.

Yeah, but not sure the basic whiteys on this board would know that.

At least the straight ones.

Say that to Tupac's face!

I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself