So I’m at a bar

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On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.
 
On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.
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What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.
 
On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.
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What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.
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Sure but even a Manhattan goes in that shit. Makes no sense.
 
On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.
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What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.
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On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead[/b].
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You're blaming the glass for this?

 
On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.
Click to expand...

What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.
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I drink bourbon and scotch neat like a man. But the GIN martini is the king of cocktails.

EMFA gin martini haters.

Agree on vodka martinis. Those are for fags unless you’re Sean Connery.
 
I'm not much for martinis, that is the wife's department (vodka, but I can verify she's not a fag). Last summer, with some carne asada on the grill, I fired up a tequila martini (blanco, preferably decent/good, with a big lime squeeze)...it was surprisingly very good.
 
On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.
Click to expand...

What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.
Click to expand...

I drink bourbon and scotch neat like a man. But the GIN martini is the king of cocktails.

EMFA gin martini haters.

Agree on vodka martinis. Those are for fags unless you’re Sean Connery.
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Agreed!

Gin martini or GTFO!
 
I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz
 
I take my whiskey with two ice cubes, because I'm a faggot.
 
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