40ish, decent looking chick looks at me after taking my order and says, "Oh, I noticed you have a lot of UW stuff on, my daughter just graduated from there.."
Me: "Yeah, your daughter is pretty awesome, did she make the trip down to Houston?"
Her: "Houston?"
Me: "Yeah. For the national championship game."
Her: "For football?"
Me: "Yeah we were just in the national championship for football. When I graduated we were 5-7 pieces of shit so that must have been cool to actually be able to do all this if she could afford it"
Her: "No, she wasn't interested in any of it and she now lives with us."
Me: "......"
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Me: "......."
Me: "I'll get this 4 pack to go and another for here and close out thanks."
Me: "Yeah, your daughter is pretty awesome, did she make the trip down to Houston?"
Her: "Houston?"
Me: "Yeah. For the national championship game."
Her: "For football?"
Me: "Yeah we were just in the national championship for football. When I graduated we were 5-7 pieces of shit so that must have been cool to actually be able to do all this if she could afford it"
Her: "No, she wasn't interested in any of it and she now lives with us."
Me: "......"
Me: "........"
Me: "......."
Me: "I'll get this 4 pack to go and another for here and close out thanks."