So I'm applying for a job

[HuskyJW]

Currently, do you identify as any of the following: Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Pansexual, Questioning, Queer, Agender, Genderqueer, Intersex, Non-Gender, Third Gender, Transgender, Two-Spirit Biracial, Multicultural, Multiracial

 

[PurpleThrobber]

We're all a little bit Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Pansexual, Questioning, Queer, Agender, Genderqueer, Intersex, Non-Gender, Third Gender, Transgender, Two-Spirit Biracial, Multicultural, Multiracial

 

[Swaye]

First mistake was applying for a job. Go home, get into the basement, slather Cheetos all over yourself and fart a couple times. You will feel much better.

 

[PurpleReign]

And Dr. Pepper.

 

[ThomasFremont]

WTF'd cuz actually, WTF?

For what job is that a question?

 

[PurpleJ]

Cheetosexual?

 

[PurpleReign]

third time a charm... asian massage parlor?

 

[Doogles]

Currently, do you identify as any of the following: Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Pansexual, Questioning, Queer, Agender, Genderqueer, Intersex, Non-Gender, Third Gender, Transgender, Two-Spirit Biracial, Multicultural, Multiracial

Why? Asking for a friend.

 

[BennyBeaver]

is there an "All of the the above" option?

 

[PurpleBaze]

They didn't have a "sweatpants boner degenerate who dabbles in faggotry" option?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Cheetosexual?

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

Currently, do you identify as any of the following: Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Pansexual, Questioning, Queer, Agender, Genderqueer, Intersex, Non-Gender, Third Gender, Transgender, Two-Spirit Biracial, Multicultural, Multiracial

I don't see the one for me in there.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

"Two-Spirit Biracial"

Me and my 2nd spirit Shaka Zulu are both pleased society FINALLY thinks we are legitimate!

 

[FreeChavez]

Don't forget an economy bucket of wet platinum

 

[HuskyJW]

This was for a job at a college in Washington

Not kidding

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

This was for a job at a college in Washington

Not kidding

Why are you applying to work at Evergreen State?

 

[huskyhooligan]

Is there a Peanutbuttercupsexual?

Work with guys getting training at community colleges. This was basically the same thing they get asked when enrolling in the school. The times, they are a changing.

 

[Rapeculturedawg]

This was for a job at a college in Washington

Not kidding

Why are you applying to work at Evergreen State?

Right there, is your correct answer

 

[WilburHooksHands]

This was for a job at a college in Washington

Not kidding

It is not legal to ask you that question.

 

[PurpleReign]

I think I'm going to start identifying as some of those just to fuck with people and watch them walk on eggshells.