So if Cristobal...

This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

You have a lot of hate in your life.
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

You have a lot of hate in your life.

This was too hateful even for @haie. @backthepack is still getting his reads down In life
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

You have a lot of hate in your life.

No lies were spoken.
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

You have a lot of hate in your life.

This was too hateful even for @haie. @backthepack is still getting his reads down In life

Agreed. Mean spirited and a smidge gratuitous for a self-styled man of means.

Don't listen to him Fudgie. You are beloved by HCH en masse[/i] even if a Duck or two think you're fat and underemployed.
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

You have a lot of hate in your life.

This was too hateful even for @haie. @backthepack is still getting his reads down In life

Agreed. Mean spirited and a smidge gratuitous for a self-styled man of means.

Don't listen to him Fudgie. You are beloved by HCH en masse[/i] even if a Duck or two think you're fat and underemployed.

I used en masse in an email this morning
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

You have a lot of hate in your life.

This was too hateful even for @haie. @backthepack is still getting his reads down In life

Agreed. Mean spirited and a smidge gratuitous for a self-styled man of means.

Don't listen to him Fudgie. You are beloved by HCH en masse[/i] even if a Duck or two think you're fat and underemployed.

I used en masse in an email this morning

I get overly judgmental when I see someone write “in mass” or “in route”. #frenchsuperiorityguy
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

You have a lot of hate in your life.

This was too hateful even for @haie. @backthepack is still getting his reads down In life

Agreed. Mean spirited and a smidge gratuitous for a self-styled man of means.

Don't listen to him Fudgie. You are beloved by HCH en masse[/i] even if a Duck or two think you're fat and underemployed.

@backthepack is a good dude. No more weight remarks, Tony. They’re hurtful…and they’re destructive.
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

You have a lot of hate in your life.

This was too hateful even for @haie. @backthepack is still getting his reads down In life

Agreed. Mean spirited and a smidge gratuitous for a self-styled man of means.

Don't listen to him Fudgie. You are beloved by HCH en masse[/i] even if a Duck or two think you're fat and underemployed.

@backthepack is a good dude. No more weight remarks, Tony. They’re hurtful…and they’re destructive.

Agreed. We don't want @fudgie to start eating his feelings. That's a long and dark road.
 
That post from @thechatch definitely took him way longer to think through and type than his try-hard ass would ever admit
 
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This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

Cool story bro!
 
Why so upset @thechatch?
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This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

Hey Fucko, he's our fat kid. We do the grooming here. Stay in your lane!
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

lol all the pent up hate and frustration is coming out of snatch over the second straight humiliation

I'm sure he'll reassure the board that he doesn't care 100 times in the next week again.
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

lol all the pent up hate and frustration is coming out of snatch over the second straight humiliation

I'm sure he'll reassure the board that he doesn't care 100 times in the next week again.

I didn't get the "hiding from your families" part.

My family is awesome.

I'll pray for him.
 
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This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

lol all the pent up hate and frustration is coming out of snatch over the second straight humiliation

I'm sure he'll reassure the board that he doesn't care 100 times in the next week again.

I didn't get the "hiding from your families" part.

My family is awesome.

I'll pray for him.

Snatch isn't all there right now, so he's not making sense. He knows deep down the Ducks are the inferior program. Always have been, always will be.
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

lol all the pent up hate and frustration is coming out of snatch over the second straight humiliation

I'm sure he'll reassure the board that he doesn't care 100 times in the next week again.

I didn't get the "hiding from your families" part.

My family is awesome.

I'll pray for him.
lol I was talking about you morons.
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

lol all the pent up hate and frustration is coming out of snatch over the second straight humiliation

I'm sure he'll reassure the board that he doesn't care 100 times in the next week again.

3 point loss is now a “humiliation”

FMBFS
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

lol all the pent up hate and frustration is coming out of snatch over the second straight humiliation

I'm sure he'll reassure the board that he doesn't care 100 times in the next week again.

I didn't get the "hiding from your families" part.

My family is awesome.

I'll pray for him.
lol I was talking about you morons.

You're twice his age. Not me.
 
This thread right here is why I keep coming back to this website?

You keep coming back to this website because you’re a 25yo underemployed fat kid who can’t get laid, so you role play a football recruiting insider on a message board for a bunch of guys twice your age who find you barely amusing, but begrudgingly tolerate your existence while scrolling through terrible threads on the shitter, and hiding from their families.

lol all the pent up hate and frustration is coming out of snatch over the second straight humiliation

I'm sure he'll reassure the board that he doesn't care 100 times in the next week again.

3 point loss is now a “humiliation”

FMBFS

2 straight losses, cuck
 
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