So I was listening to KJR today...

[bananasnblondes]

...while taking a shit (the two experiences seem to form a symbiotic relationship for me). Anyways, Softy, Puckett, and some other fuck start talking about how hot Serena Williams is and one of them gets into talking about how he'd love to be the tennis ball that she shoves into her panties during a match while she's all sweaty. I promptly pinched it off, turned around, put my head in the toilet, and puked.

Thank you for your time.

 

[[Deleted User]]

These guys really need to get laid once in their lives.

 

[dnc]

Jamie Foxx!!! True???

 

[MikeDamone]

Is every one of your posts about blacks?

 

[DugtheDoog]

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.

 

[CheersWestDawg]

I'd rather eat a bowling ball.

 

[Southerndawg]

That's a whole lotta ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hcYDqbpsCUo

 

[Southerndawg]

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.
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Wow, I had no idea, that's downright scary.

WTF happened to ...

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.
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Wow, I had no idea. WTF happened to ...

Roids

 

[RoadDawg55]

Her stomach looks terrible, but I would probably bang Serena Williams. I just would never say she is so hot and make the tennis ball comment. I don't blame Softy though, there is no way he has fucked a hotter chick than Serena.

 

[[Deleted User]]

I don't blame Softy though, there is no way he has fucked a hotter chick than Serena.

Made it more crisp and accurate.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.
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Wow, I had no idea, that's downright scary.

WTF happened to ...

Red beans and rice did not miss her.

 

[Swaye]

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.
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Wow, I had no idea, that's downright scary.

WTF happened to ...

Red beans and rice did not miss her.

Pretty sure Sir-Mix-Alot hit her with a 5 gallon bucket of them about 50-60 times.

 

[Swaye]

Putting this in here so everyone can recover from seeing Serena and her fat 40 fucking times.

I know, too gummy.

 

[CheersWestDawg]

I might have to nuke this whole thread. My eyeballs can only handle so much...and when you guys quote the Serena picture it just makes it worse.

 

[Swaye]

Hey, I tried to give a treat at the end.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Putting this in here so everyone can recover from seeing Serena and her fat 40 fucking times.

I know, too gummy.

Too much eye makeup/10

But id hit

 

[Southerndawg]

Putting this in here so everyone can recover from seeing Serena and her fat 40 fucking times.

I know, too gummy.

Not bad, maybe a little on the elfy side, but she looks ready to go AND she's 10000000% better than Serena the Satyr. Damn shame, Serena had some hotness going on before the roids, beans and rice diet.

 

[Passion]

If you wouldn't want to be a tennis ball in this sweaty cellulite-filled ass crack, I can't help you.
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[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I might have to nuke this whole thread. My eyeballs can only handle so much...and when you guys quote the Serena picture it just makes it worse.

This thread should have been nuked for the subject line, which is easily the most offensive part of the thread.