So I Was At a Golf Tournament

Tequilla

Tequilla

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Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...

And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.
 
People who talk about themselves in the third person have issues. They are also apt to be overly verbose in their communications and likely have beastiality tendencies. I'm sure there are outliers, but as a rule.....
 
Need a little more shit like this on the boards. Personalize it a bit.
 
People who talk about themselves in the third person have issues. They are also apt to be overly verbose in their communications and likely have beastiality tendencies. I'm sure there are outliers, but as a rule.....
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@Auburndawg!!!!!!!! True????
 
Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...

And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.
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So, tell me more about this local men's club.

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Team Tequilla was at a golf tournament this weekend at his local men's club this weekend playing in a 2 man best ball tournament. I sucked for most of the day but Team Tequilla still managed to finish 4th (which actually somehow paid money instead of orange slices), clean up 2 of the 4 KPs, and win 2 skins to make for a nice profitable day. Not too bad of a day for being a fucking hack on the course ...

And to anybody that could care less (everybody besides @GolfNews), fuck off.
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So, tell me more about this local men's club.

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And the 2 old men he was playing "best ball" with...
 
There are a lot of people here that can't take an obvious low tweak on this bored ... fucking terrible.

And for the 3rd person commentary ... Team Tequilla = my Uncle and I ...

The greens weren't brown ... but there was some broccoli in them ...

I don't remember seeing the beverage cart ... I play at a serious golf club ...

That being said, the beverage carts that I saw during my 2 rounds at Oki courses were solid C+'s to B-'s ...

Which reminds me, I need to go to Oki's customer service and rip them a new one for their stupidity ... I'm not sure anybody hates Oki more than I do.
 
There are a lot of people here that can't take an obvious low tweak on this bored ... fucking terrible.

And for the 3rd person commentary ... Team Tequilla = my Uncle and I ...

The greens weren't brown ... but there was some broccoli in them ...

I don't remember seeing the beverage cart ... I play at a serious golf club ...

That being said, the beverage carts that I saw during my 2 rounds at Oki courses were solid C+'s to B-'s ...

Which reminds me, I need to go to Oki's customer service and rip them a new one for their stupidity ... I'm not sure anybody hates Oki more than I do.
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I like personal stories. But not about golf, soccer, jazz bars or day trading. See @RoadDawg55 and his recent outing for tips on how to make me not want to jab my eyes out when reading them. Tits, ass, road trips, fishing, bars, Jeep jams, etc. TIA
 
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