So I tried Whiteclaw today...

Did you try a mango? #I'm hearing it's can't even[/i] good. I'll drop my panties when they come out with pumpkin spice.
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If you like anything pumpkin spice we can’t be friends anymore.
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My buddy took refuge at a random tailgate on the south side during the Cal lightning storm. The kind folks there only had Claws.

Any port in a storm...
 
Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
 
We should deport every whiteclaw drinker and bring back REAL four loko. I would say execute, but I don’t want to break the rules here.
 
I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.
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Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
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Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.
 
I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.
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Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
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Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.
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Bro, it's not actually fruit in the beer.
 
Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
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Make sure she drinks the majority of them.

#coitusmath

(Black cherry is more fucking delicious than lime)

 
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Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
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Make sure she drinks the majority of them.

#coitusmath

(Black cherry is more fucking delicious than lime)
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I blew chunks last night. Fuck the Claw.
 
Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
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Make sure she drinks the majority of them.

#coitusmath

(Black cherry is more fucking delicious than lime)
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I blew chunks last night. Fuck the Claw.
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Hate Peterman for that, not the Claw.
 
Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
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The wife is supposed to drink them, not you.

You’re doing it wrong!

Also, went to a party yesterday (didn’t watch the game until 1am, and had no idea what happened til I watched it), and there was a cooler of claw. Lots of women drinking it.

Mrs. Courics decided to see what all the hubbub was about. Took one sip, set it down, and grabbed a glass of wine instead.
 
Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
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The wife is supposed to drink them, not you.

You’re doing it wrong!

Also, went to a party yesterday (didn’t watch the game until 1am, and had no idea what happened til I watched it), and there was a cooler of claw. Lots of women drinking it.

Mrs. Courics decided to see what all the hubbub was about. Took one sip, set it down, and grabbed a glass of wine instead.[/b]
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Swoon!!!!
 
I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.
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Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale [/b]and was fucking delicious.

Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
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This actually means it was almost certainly brewed poorly and had isoamyl acetate(an off flavor that tastes like bananas) in it. Sometimes you'll do that on purpose with a Hefe or something but I'd be amazed if they intentionally did it with a coffee stout.
 
White Claw isn’t terrible. It’s not good either. They obviously did a great job marketing.
 
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