Slingblade Gets Fired, Right?

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Gone like a freight-train, gone like yesterday
Gone like a soldier in the civil war, bang bang
Gone like a '59 Cadillac
Like all the good things that ain't never coming back
Helfrich's gone (gone) gone (gone) gone (gone) gone, Helfrich's gone
 
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an in depth analist of the show

"highlights"
- Phil Knight offering $10 million for a potential next football coach "an out and out fabrication" - no shit, it was darren rovell

- He also was blunt about the "really tough job" that Mullens has regarding his decision whether to keep Helfrich, who has three years remaining on a $17.5 million contract initially signed in January 2015. He would be owed a buyout of $11.6 million if fired after the season - lmao

- The Ducks have not won on the road this season - damn, had no idea this was the case

lipo statements
- declined "to go down that path" when asked whether embattled coach Mark Helfrich should return next season - fuck, sling could be dead

- "Next year I'm confident we'll be a lot better. Beyond that someone else will deal with the details." - big, if true

- 'Part of the reason why coaches get compensated very significantly is they're not given mulligans' - yep, super fuckin dead

- "... Having said that, it's not just about winning games, it's about making sure your leadership is someone you're proud of. We certainly have that in spades." - or not! we still got a puluse here
 
Slingblade is our Gilby. The only thing we've got going for us is that our administration is SERIOUS about football.

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Slingblade is a goner. No question about it. Oregon won't stand for any coach going 1-6 in conference.
 
Slingblade is a goner. No question about it. Oregon won't stand for any coach going 1-6 in conference.
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I think he gets another year and it will be a terrible decision.

He hired Pellum and that was a disaster. The schematics of the defense made little sense, but they were disciplined and played hard. The year they made the NC game they lead the nation in takeaways. It was a bend-don't break, but try to get takeaways type of thing. It wasn't a good plan overall and everyone could see it. Sling was correct to stop it early before it became a part of the culture.

He hires Hoke and this mother fucker can't coach a lick of football. He didn't even wear a head set as a head coach. If that doesn't scream "I'm not involved with how we play" then nothing does. I've been coaching offense for a long time now and every play I can tell you where the two lineman are going to the same gap or which linebacker is going to take on a lineman head up. It's literally like if you let the drunk asshole in the bar next to you that traded in his helmet for a Miller Lite after freshman year run the defense. Stanford called a timeout and the Ducks sent 14, fourteen, FUCKING FOUR-TEEN kids out there to play defense and had to burn a time out of their own.

This means in real time he was so confused that he talked about three or four different packages and didn't really communicate which one he wanted so they all went out in week fucking 10! Zero and I mean zero coaches worth a shit from Pop Warner to the Patriots wouldn't have a problem with their guys going to their gap in a one gap defense after 10 weeks. Zero. Every other play two duck defenders will shoot the same gap and the backer will get gobbled up by a lineman and we hope that toothpick freshman white kid will tackle the running back with a full head of steam in open space from his safety position.

Kilkenny mentioned the rest of the staff that has jobs and families.

Sling gets $11 million, he is fine.
Campbell has a 30 years PERS pension.
Greatwood has a 25 year PERS pension.
Pellum has a 20+year PERS pension.
Neal has a 10 year PERS and a great resume.
Hoke is fucking loaded.
Lubick is a head coach's son. Dad will bail him out.
Yost has the resume to go anywhere.
Aiken will go back to the NFL.

The staff will walk away loaded and retired or into a lateral position at worst.

If Sling is back next year then Oregon isn't serious about football. HD Television isn't kind to those who aren't serious anymore. Your fan base will be fucking gone almost overnight. Que the empty Husky Stadium pictures.
 
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Slingblade is a goner. No question about it. Oregon won't stand for any coach going 1-6 in conference.
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I think he gets another year and it will be a terrible decision.

He hired Pellum and that was a disaster. The schematics of the defense made little sense, but they were disciplined and played hard. The year they made the NC game they lead the nation in takeaways. It was a bend-don't break, but try to get takeaways type of thing. It wasn't a good plan overall and everyone could see it. Sling was correct to stop it early before it became a part of the culture.

He hires Hoke and this mother fucker can't coach a lick of football. He didn't even wear a head set as a head coach. If that doesn't scream "I'm not involved with how we play" then nothing does. I've been coaching offense for a long time now and every play I can tell you where the two lineman are going to the same gap or which linebacker is going to take on a lineman head up. It's literally like if you let the drunk asshole in the bar next to you that traded in his helmet for a Miller Lite after freshman year run the defense. Stanford called a timeout and the Ducks sent 14, fourteen, FUCKING FOUR-TEEN kids out there to play defense and had to burn a time out of their own.

This means in real time he was so confused that he talked about three or four different packages and didn't really communicate which one he wanted so they all went out in week fucking 10! Zero and I mean zero coaches worth a shit from Pop Warner to the Patriots wouldn't have a problem with their guys going to their gap in a one gap defense after 10 weeks. Zero. Every other play two duck defenders will shoot the same gap and the backer will get gobbled up by a lineman and we hope that toothpick freshman white kid will tackle the running back with a full head of steam in open space from his safety position.

Kilkenny mentioned the rest of the staff that has jobs and families.

Sling gets $11 million, he is fine.
Campbell has a 30 years PERS pension.
Greatwood has a 25 year PERS pension.
Pellum has a 20+year PERS pension.
Neal has a 10 year PERS and a great resume.
Hoke is fucking loaded.
Lubick is a head coach's son. Dad will bail him out.
Yost has the resume to go anywhere.
Aiken will go back to the NFL.

The staff will walk away loaded and retired or into a lateral position at worst.

If Sling is back next year then Oregon isn't serious about football. HD Television isn't kind to those who aren't serious anymore. Your fan base will be fucking gone almost overnight. Que the empty Husky Stadium pictures.
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Fortunately for Oregon, you're wrong a lot
 
Yes, ma'am. I've killed Kyle Whittingham with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' red and white football stadium on the corner of South Campus Drive and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Utah Football" on it.

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LOL the big rumored name is Dana fucking Holgersen. Your program is fucking over.
 
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