Sirmon Yankoff Couch Sale

Hahaha fuck Pete, he should have adjusted his coaching and stop wasting everyone’s time. Wow can’t believe he fucked it up that badly
 
Hamdan told the kids about how he almost got his shot to start under Pete but Kellen Moore showed up.
 
You guys are so fucking naive. Welcome to big time football you jackasses.

You really thought big time kids were going to sit behind a fucking midget??

I think Skinny might enter the portal too.

If you don’t get it you are a moron.
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You yell a lot of shit, but I don't recall seeing you predicting Simon to transfer. You're as surprised as the rest of us. Yankoff was inevitable (smart for him to rip the bandaid now), but don't act like you were the smartest guy in the room and had any idea Sirmon was going to pull the trigger. And it's not as if he was outperforming Haener, he sucked worse than he did.
 
Obviously Sirmon and Yankoff have been commiserating. Building on each other’s “fuck you” opinions of Pete and UW.

Sincerely,
Captain Obvious
 
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You guys are so fucking naive. Welcome to big time football you jackasses.

You really thought big time kids were going to sit behind a fucking midget??

I think Skinny might enter the portal too.

If you don’t get it you are a moron.
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You yell a lot of shit, but I don't recall seeing you predicting Simon to transfer. You're as surprised as the rest of us. Yankoff was inevitable (smart for him to rip the bandaid now), but don't act like you were the smartest guy in the room and had any idea Sirmon was going to pull the trigger. And it's not as if he was outperforming Haener, he sucked worse than he did.
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He didn't predict who was going to drown first on the Titanic... who cares?
 
What in the actual fuck is going on? This can’t be real. How can UW be fucking up this horribly?
 
We are so fucked for 2020. Only way Eason comes back is if he fucking sucked this upcoming season. Huard needs to reclassify.
 
Haener’s one year of experience and 4,893 interceptions in the spring made Sirm and Yank realize they were getting a fair shot.
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You're unfairly lowballing Haener on the INT's
 
I was at the fan fest. Enjoyed watching the dbs and line go through drills. Young corner and safeties looked awesome. I was fired up.

Eason was at the table signing autographs, I saw Sirmon walking around. Both looked the part.

I mistook Haener for a kicker.

Hamid Sharzar was more imposing than Haener and he was allergic to the weight room.

I enjoy listening to Petersen speak, he truly makes me want to work harder at my job, be a better teammate, be a better person, etc.

But fuck me.

If this is true, not being able to read the room and lose someone with the athletic/qb ability of Sirmon and Yankoff is revolting. Bjornson got beat out by a Huard, got moved, had a run in the NFL. Is it really that hard?

I am sure Petersen regrets giving that midget turnover machine Haener any first team reps other than holder. I know I would.
 
No way to sugar coat it, this is a total disaster. My eyes are wide fucking open to Pete's apparent total inability to adjust. Little baby bullshit games giving a two bit dwarf reps while a guy with real NFL talent watched totally fucked us. I'm close, real fucking close to being done with him. Jesus Christ Pete
 
I bet we see some Dylan Morris after Eason gets hurt mid way through the season. Who would of thunk it?
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Morris' biggest fan Kimmy G has been washing his balls all spring
 
You guys are so fucking naive. Welcome to big time football you jackasses.

You really thought big time kids were going to sit behind a fucking midget??

I think Skinny might enter the portal too.

If you don’t get it you are a moron.
Click to expand...

You yell a lot of shit, but I don't recall seeing you predicting Simon to transfer. You're as surprised as the rest of us. Yankoff was inevitable (smart for him to rip the bandaid now), but don't act like you were the smartest guy in the room and had any idea Sirmon was going to pull the trigger. And it's not as if he was outperforming Haener, he sucked worse than he did.
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I was saying all fucking spring that Sirmon should be getting 2nd team reps.

I’d heard Skinny is thinking of leaving and I don’t blame him.

If you had $100mil on the line and someone was seriously considering giving your spot to their pet retard to prove a point, would you consider transferring?? Me too.
 
You guys are so fucking naive. Welcome to big time football you jackasses.

You really thought big time kids were going to sit behind a fucking midget??

I think Skinny might enter the portal too.

If you don’t get it you are a moron.
Click to expand...

You yell a lot of shit, but I don't recall seeing you predicting Simon to transfer. You're as surprised as the rest of us. Yankoff was inevitable (smart for him to rip the bandaid now), but don't act like you were the smartest guy in the room and had any idea Sirmon was going to pull the trigger. And it's not as if he was outperforming Haener, he sucked worse than he did.
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I was saying all fucking spring that Sirmon should be getting 2nd team reps.

I’d heard Skinny is thinking of leaving and I don’t blame him.

If you had $100mil on the line and someone was seriously considering giving your spot to their pet retard to prove a point, would you consider transferring?? Me too.
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Goddamnit, it’s Monday, I’m already suicidal enough I don’t need this Pete.
 
Huh well this is certainly one way to think about things....if you’re a fucking cocksucker piece of shit

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