Sirmon talks to Alabama "quite frequently"

Coach Saban, Jock Sirmon is on the phone again

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Joe Sirmon the qb recruit from Worshington

Where?

Worshington. We? just kicked their butts in the playoff.

PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS! I told you never to mention them again to me! Clemson just scored again! Now who the fuck is this kid that keeps calling us? We have 14 5-star quarterbacks lined up already.

He says he is Jacob Sirmon and he doesn't want to compete at UW so he wants to come here.

You have to be fucking kidding me. He's afraid to compete at a school where some noodle armed piece of shit just gave us the game? Why would we? want him? Tell him to fuck off.
 
So if for some reason he flipped to 'Bama, he'd leave a situation where he is in a direct competition with someone in the same class, with no upperclassmen in his way, to a team that will have Hurts in his 3rd year and Tagovailoa in his 2nd. Wouldn't be the smartest move. It appears its just him communicating with them, but it doesn't seem that serious by this article.

Yeah, by now I expect Hurts has learned to spell his name correctly and color inside the lines.

That kid is a Neon sign to the defense that reads "Stay in Your Gaps and Take Your Chances with your DBs - I Like Your Odds".

If Saban wants a QB who can even kind of read a defense and throw with a plan, Hurts will have competition until he leaves.
 
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I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.
 
I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.

From what I've heard he's been working with Jake Heaps so we know he is being tutored by the best at avoiding challenges.
 
So if for some reason he flipped to 'Bama, he'd leave a situation where he is in a direct competition with someone in the same class, with no upperclassmen in his way, to a team that will have Hurts in his 3rd year and Tagovailoa in his 2nd. Wouldn't be the smartest move. It appears its just him communicating with them, but it doesn't seem that serious by this article.

Yeah, by now I expect Hurts has learned to spell his name correctly and color inside the lines.

That kid is a Neon sign to the defense that reads "Stay in Your Gaps and Take Your Chances with your DBs - I Like Your Odds".

If Saban wants a QB who can even kind of read a defense and throw with a plan, Hurts will have competition until he leaves.

The commentators kept talking about Hurts and his "poker face", referencing the fact that he showed no emotion no matter what was going on in the game. I think it's more likely that the blank expression is due to him being a high-functioning MR.
 
I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.

From what I've heard he's been working with Jake Heaps so we know he is being tutored by the best at avoiding challenges.

Former Cuog Tyler Bruggman has announced he will graduate from Montana State and transfer. Five schools in five years.

His mom has spectacular tits. Flagged, I know.
 
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I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.

From what I've heard he's been working with Jake Heaps so we know he is being tutored by the best at avoiding challenges.

His mom has spectacular tits. Flagged, I know.

You impress easily. I would not, under any circumstances, describe those as "spectacular". Those look like store-bought C+ cups dood.

Watch a Christy Canyon vid and get some standards.
 
I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.

From what I've heard he's been working with Jake Heaps so we know he is being tutored by the best at avoiding challenges.

His mom has spectacular tits. Flagged, I know.

You impress easily. I would not, under any circumstances, describe those as "spectacular". Those look like store-bought C+ cups dood.

Watch a Christy Canyon vid and get some standards.

I don't care if she got them at Costco. I am in favor of 45'ish year old fake tits. I am in favor of 25'ish natural perkies, too.

I just like tittays.

Even big sloppy AD tittays. After about a fifth and a couple rips.

 
I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.

From what I've heard he's been working with Jake Heaps so we know he is being tutored by the best at avoiding challenges.

His mom has spectacular tits. Flagged, I know.

You impress easily. I would not, under any circumstances, describe those as "spectacular". Those look like store-bought C+ cups dood.

Watch a Christy Canyon vid and get some standards.

She gets a boost of at least one letter grade for popping a rival QB out that twat of hers.
 
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I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.

From what I've heard he's been working with Jake Heaps so we know he is being tutored by the best at avoiding challenges.

Former Cuog Tyler Bruggman has announced he will graduate from Montana State and transfer. Five schools in five years.

His mom has spectacular tits. Flagged, I know.

Quick Google search....Tylers mom has had a rough go since the divorce
 
I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.

From what I've heard he's been working with Jake Heaps so we know he is being tutored by the best at avoiding challenges.

Former Cuog Tyler Bruggman has announced he will graduate from Montana State and transfer. Five schools in five years.

His mom has spectacular tits. Flagged, I know.

Jesus. It's like nobody knows how to poast photos around here

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I recommend Sirmon wait for a school to come calling that will present no QB competition whatsoever.

From what I've heard he's been working with Jake Heaps so we know he is being tutored by the best at avoiding challenges.

Former Cuog Tyler Bruggman has announced he will graduate from Montana State and transfer. Five schools in five years.

His mom has spectacular tits. Flagged, I know.

Quick Google search....Tylers mom has had a rough go since the divorce

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