Signs of an immaculately conditioned team

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Total yardage by team in first half:

Oregon 196
Auburn 171

Second half:

Oregon 136
Auburn 212

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True story:

In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....

"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".

Turned out, I was right.
 
Seems that Feld is winning his season opener against the SEC.

While Socha lost his.

Oregon is only in year 2 of #FlexFriday.

What year was UW's SC when they lost to the SEC?

Chinteresting.
 
True story:

In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....

"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".

Turned out, I was right.

There were multiple comments in the game thread too. How are you gassed in the 3rd quarter of your season opener? That's embarrassing. Did Thibodeaux even play?
 
Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.

That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.

Dipshit moustache fucker.
 
True story:

In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....

"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".

Turned out, I was right.

There were multiple comments in the game thread too. How are you gassed in the 3rd quarter of your season opener? That's embarrassing. Did Thibodeaux even play?

He had a few legacy moments
https://twitter.com/backthapack/status/1168007058563596288?s=20
 
Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.

That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.

Dipshit moustache fucker.

When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?
 
True story:

In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....

"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".

Turned out, I was right.

There were multiple comments in the game thread too. How are you gassed in the 3rd quarter of your season opener? That's embarrassing. Did Thibodeaux even play?

He had a few legacy moments
https://twitter.com/backthapack/status/1168007058563596288?s=20

The "we don't let freshmen talk to the media" policy is a thing for a reason. I love that Oregon is too dumb to adhere to it.
 
Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.

That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.

Dipshit moustache fucker.

When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?

You go to Stadium, J? You guys were bad.
 
Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there

Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.
 
Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.

That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.

Dipshit moustache fucker.

When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?

You go to Stadium, J? You guys were bad.

Finally guessed it, eh there Bellarbitch?

The problem with Stadium is anyone good transfers because we hire pussies to coach. The gangbagers don’t even want to play in the first place. Our freshman team had a couple D-1 guys and we had a winning record, then they all left. I heard they were decent a few years ago, but that coach got a college gig.

Soccer team was always good, but should have won more titles. I think our team had 13 scholarship players one year when I was there. Our coach was a former goalie (read this as retard), and you guys had Joey Fuckin Waters. Enough said on that. Joey won national titles, we had a single state win.

Baseball team took second in state my senior year. All those dudes were coke and oxy addicts like most of the soccer team. We got along well. Basketball sucked dick but my dude dunked on Gaddy when we beat you guys senior year. Took second in swimming one year but who the fuck cares.
 
Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there

Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.

Right? How you can you expect to run cardio without a 15k training machine

 
We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.

Also....this.
 
Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there

Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.

Right? How you can you expect to run cardio without a 15k training machine

Put some bricks in a backpack and go run hills until you puke. Then drink the puke so you don’t waste valuable nutrients and go run some more. Bitch.
 
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