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46XiJCAB

46XiJCAB

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I can not find a box of Premium saltine crackers anywhere and I’m blaming Joey. What in the wholly hell is going on.

There is NO substitute. Period. Zesta crackers are garbage. And I do not buy Mini-Premiums. How in the hell am I supposed to eat a sardine on a mini cracker.
 
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I can not find a box of Premium saltine crackers anywhere and I’m blaming Joey. What in the wholly hell is going on.

There is NO substitute. Period. Zesta crackers are garbage. And I do not buy Mini-Premiums. How in the hell am I supposed to eat a sardine on a mini cracker.
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Picked up a box of Saltines last week.

Dip those fuckers in some Litehouse blue cheese dressing and that's goddamned heaven.

 
Found a box today. My wife wanted to buy the only two remaining boxes. I said, “no honey” because I know there’s a guy just like me searching for the best saltine EVER.
 
We can't find cream cheese anywhere here. Not even the shitty store brand ass. I am about to go nuclear.
 
We can't find cream cheese anywhere here. Not even the shitty store brand ass. I am about to go nuclear.
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The cream cheese shortage is real. I have some bagels and that got out of sync with the cream cheese left in the fridge. Now I’m fucked.
 
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