Should there be a UW-UO prediction thread?

I don't even want to waste time on the score but I know Oregon's offense will never punt or commit a turnover. Nix might not have an incomplete pass.

I've seen the movie 10 times now where Oregon has a shitty defense but then is nails against Washington. The Husky offense probably struggles to score until the game is pretty much out of reach and Penix throws a couple picks. The offense and Penix have quietly sucked against any defense with even a hint of a pulse, which Oregon's has and this will be their first real road game, which is especially terrifying with their reliance on changing plays at the LOS.

I've officially given up. They have a HC who has 110% fake solar panel salesman vibes, a super autistic OC who has been shit everywhere going off, and a QB who was average for years in college football suddenly unstoppable. Also, quietly 75% of their players who actually make their plays are guys who were mid-level Pac-12 recruits, if not lower, with little NFL potential. It's best to just not care anymore.

I'd almost rather go back to the Pete USC years or the Chip Oregon/Prime Stanford years because I at least understood why they couldn't compete with those teams, even if UW is technically probably more competitive now.
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Nix might have 1-2 throw aways. Those count as incompletions.
 
70-0 UO
They throw a couple TD’s to a third string lineman on his girlfriends birthday.

The Jared Sawyer shows up at Autzen in a white hood and wonders what the big deal is

Lanning actually hands out food to eat for his players in the middle of the second quarter.

Franklin becomes the first player to catch a TD, run for a TD, throw for a TD and kick an extra point.

Huskies stop the clock with :02 remaining so Peyton Henry can make a 38 yard field goal from the left hash to end his career in redemption and he slips Charlie Brown style.

Joey crushes 27 Coors Lights win or lose and still trolls our Duck friends at HH
 
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It's going to be just like Mr. T says.

I would say rather easily too, I would say Sauron 48, Good Guys 17
 
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I don't even want to waste time on the score but I know Oregon's offense will never punt or commit a turnover. Nix might not have an incomplete pass.

I've seen the movie 10 times now where Oregon has a shitty defense but then is nails against Washington. The Husky offense probably struggles to score until the game is pretty much out of reach and Penix throws a couple picks. The offense and Penix have quietly sucked against any defense with even a hint of a pulse, which Oregon's has and this will be their first real road game, which is especially terrifying with their reliance on changing plays at the LOS.

I've officially given up. They have a HC who has 110% fake solar panel salesman vibes, a super autistic OC who has been shit everywhere going off, and a QB who was average for years in college football suddenly unstoppable. Also, quietly 75% of their players who actually make their plays are guys who were mid-level Pac-12 recruits, if not lower, with little NFL potential. It's best to just not care anymore.

I'd almost rather go back to the Pete USC years or the Chip Oregon/Prime Stanford years because I at least understood why they couldn't compete with those teams, even if UW is technically probably more competitive now.
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Trying to think of coaches who don't give off salesman vibes.

Chip? Saban?

Either that or you're a Petersen Tree coach who's getting ass rammed in the current cfb climate.

100% agree that Grubb isn't a fucking "genius" though.
 
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Whoregon (ILTCTDW.IWILTD) will have ball 9 or 10 times, score like 7 TDs, punt/turnover/failed 4th down perhaps once, and run out the clock at the end.
Dwags, a few punts, a few turnovers including on downs, and score about 4 tims. 49-24.

Waking up last Saturday morning realizing I forgot UW played the Friday gayme was fucking great. Gonna try to fall asleep at correct tim and repeat it.

FYFMFE. But most of all, Fuck Oregon, full plunge.
Cheers--
 
Is this the Oregon team that got choke slammed by the southern Dawgs? Or is it the one that needed a Ward aneurysm in the 4th to beat Coug?

Lots of nooging considering we? have the same amount of ranked wins as the Duck does. No 7-2 UW team should be scared of this flawed team.

38-35 UW

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110-110 tie. Refs call the game after 20 overtimes because there are no defensive players left to take the field on either team.
 
Is this the Oregon team that got choke slammed by the southern Dawgs? Or is it the one that needed a Ward aneurysm in the 4th to beat Coug?

Lots of nooging considering we? have the same amount of ranked wins as the Duck does. No 7-2 UW team should be scared of this flawed team.

38-35 UW

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Interesting take considering Washington has played 6 of their 9 games at Husky Stadium (6-0). Washington has only played 3 games on the road (1-2).

Oregon has played 4 of their 9 games at home.

Start talking about flawed teams after you beat Oregon and/or Wazzu away from the friendly confines of Husky Stadium.

 
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