Should Oregon hire....

Jerry Sandusky? We always talk about how the fit would have to be right. It seems like a good fit. Porking lot tailgating would become an extreme sport down in Eugene. When is his prison sentence over? He can probably bring a bunch of former Duck players with him on staff from the penitentiary.

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Son, you have exquisite hips. How would you like to play for the Oregon Ducks?
 
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