PineapplePirate
New Fish
Jerry Sandusky? We always talk about how the fit would have to be right. It seems like a good fit. Porking lot tailgating would become an extreme sport down in Eugene. When is his prison sentence over? He can probably bring a bunch of former Duck players with him on staff from the penitentiary.

Son, you have exquisite hips. How would you like to play for the Oregon Ducks?

Son, you have exquisite hips. How would you like to play for the Oregon Ducks?
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